"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think shes into me but im not sure.

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Now i met her about a week 1/2 ago. She gave me her # no problem, we text each other over the weekend and planned to hang out before class on tuesday. Now on monday she called me 20 min before class while she was walking up the staris (hint #1?). On tuesday she sent me a msg through myspace while we were in the computer room 10ft away from each other asking if i wanted to go get something to eat with her (hint #2?).

The next night i called her but she said she had to go cuz she was talking to her friend. I didnt think shed call me bac but she did an left a msg on my phone. On thursday we walked for abit together an she seemed abit more nervous around me, and insisted on giving me a ride to burger king which was directly across from our skool(hint #3?).

Is it just my ego playin trixies on me? Cuz im gettin the vibe she digs me, shes very subtle about it it seems and i think she said she had a dude help a brother out!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DJF or John said:
I'm sick of these bytch azz threads!!!!!

READ THE FVCKING BIBLE!!!!!
What does religion have to do with this?
 

Lust

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DJF or John said:
I'm sick of these bytch azz threads!!!!!

READ THE FVCKING BIBLE!!!!!
Yeah i know what you mean, calm down though.

TheOne111, I sure ain't going to help you with these situational threads, hoping for some magic answer when you haven't put in the effort. Read the Don Juan Bible at least. Or 16 lessons by Pook.

If you would have done that, this thread wouldn't be here.
 
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