"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i think my stepsister likes me

PersonalJesus

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lol @ all the retards going "omg thats sick shes your flesh in blood family!!!11"

You can hit it, but be prepared to live with the consequences.


Just ignore all these games she's playing, and don't push too hard to get a piece of ass. So if she says no, don't try any of that ASD ****. Could end up badly unless you know what the **** you're doing.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ValleyDJing

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Dude...kinda weird and kinky but if you did hit it....that's the stuff legends are made of. And it would be hella funny if her mom ever acts a b.itch towards your dad and dumps him. Then you could be like, b.itch, I fuked your daughter!
 

NickBe

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Are you guys stupid? what is with the immoral and disgusting comments?

A step sister has no blood relation at all, if I was living with my dad and he divorced my mum then found a girlfriend and that girlfriend has a daughter she is my step sister.

Imagine you have had a girlfriend for 2 years, her father is single and so is your mother. Now it comes time for your to meet her dad and your mum to meet her so you organize a family dinner. At that family dinner your single mum and her single dad start to like each other and they start dating. That means your girlfriend becomes your step sister. Does this mean you break up with her and stop ****ing her?

idiots....
 

On Point

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I'm with the guys saying leave it alone. As someone pointed out, you have to live with her regardless of what happens, and the last thing you need is some drama with her telling her Dad or whatever.

Use the information on this site, surround yourself with women and you won't care about this one.
 

Georgey

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if u really want her (tho i think step sister and brother should not be in love) , i'd say ignore her, be a real DJ until she gets back unto u. throw it like u dont give a ****, get a girl to go out with u, and let her know INdirectly (not by telling her). hang out with more girls, u'll see her get jalous, invite a girl one day, and then another the second day for dinner or lunch at ur place.
she'll fell sooo goddamn jalous bout it.
now go call a girl now!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I got a pretty two hot sisters(blood related) and some FINE azz cousins which i would want to bang,but yeah you should fuk her since she obiviously likes you!
 

Dark Chivalry

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What is wrong with parents these days?

Shacking up with someone, letting your teen children share a room.:down:
 

On Point

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Christ, I can't believe all the guys telling you to hit that. Imagine life for one second if you get her pregnant.

Go outside and find your own women.
 

BlackJackal

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Man, hit that sh!t, seriously. You aren't blood, and basically it's between you and her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ValleyDJing

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Yeah man, the only reason I would say hit it though is because if your parents weren't together, she'd just be another chick. You do have to realize that some people are gonna just skip right over the step- part and go straight to the sister part and think...nasty.
 
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