"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think im gonna hammer online dating looking for Armenian wife

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I've been at home recovering from my hair transplant and watching Armenian TV and my lord, the women are amazing.

they have everything I want

- huge family values
- usually decent housewives
- usually very loyal to their man
- pretty face with the olive skin I want, usually have gorgeous wavy black hair, beautiful dark brown eyes. just perfection
- usually have nice ass and tits. Armenian women are almost never flat
- age ridiculously well - I see regular 60 year old moms on street on TV who could pass for 40 in white years. My 62 year old aunt in Armenia still doesn't have any wrinkles.


I live near Chicago but fukk it. If i have to drive an hour to see her, im fine with that. What do you guys say?

edit: I'm 100% Armenian...was born in yerevan
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Actually go on a proper good trip there, if you seem to like it a lot. In the meantime, date around Chicago for fun but don't commit to anything serious.
I can't, I was born in Armenia and i never served in their mandatory military service
 

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I can't, I was born in Armenia and i never served in their mandatory military service
Почому ты не Вол урмия?

Oh, and I intentionally misspelled some words so that you could not simply throw this into a translator.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've been at home recovering from my hair transplant and watching Armenian TV and my lord, the women are amazing.

they have everything I want

- huge family values
- usually decent housewives
- usually very loyal to their man
- pretty face with the olive skin I want, usually have gorgeous wavy black hair, beautiful dark brown eyes. just perfection
- usually have nice ass and tits. Armenian women are almost never flat
- age ridiculously well - I see regular 60 year old moms on street on TV who could pass for 40 in white years. My 62 year old aunt in Armenia still doesn't have any wrinkles.


I live near Chicago but fukk it. If i have to drive an hour to see her, im fine with that. What do you guys say?

edit: I'm 100% Armenian...was born in yerevan
You'll still be more attractive to her if you get your game going .
 

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I grew up in Boston and there was a nice community of Armenians outside of Boston. I remember the women were generally pretty good looking and some of the one's I knew were really cool.
 

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Dave, I hate to break it to you,but you will still fail. Being in a relationship is a higher priority than having fun, and any decent woman will sniff your desperation right away.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dave, I hate to break it to you,but you will still fail. Being in a relationship is a higher priority than having fun, and any decent woman will sniff your desperation right away.
YEP. Most of us found out the hard way. You just can't seek a relationship. Enjoy the game, have fun, something more may come out of it, but don't need that bs.
 

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I'm from Chicago also, are you in to assryian women?
absolutely


all middle eastern women are gorgeous and age ridiculously well. I had a 56 year old Asyrrian customer who was still beautiful and looked like she was 40
 

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Well FYI I am originally from Chicago myself. Now living in Music City (Nashville).

There was a period in my life that I only wanted a Mexican Girl. It all began after seeing the movie Selena. The relationship between Selena and Chris was the kind of relationship I dreamed of. This gave me a stereotype notion of what they were like. I learned the hard way that you have to fall in love with a person, not an ethnic group and that Selena was lightning that will never strike again.
 

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I've been at home recovering from my hair transplant and watching Armenian TV and my lord, the women are amazing.

they have everything I want

- huge family values
- usually decent housewives
- usually very loyal to their man[
You can tell all that from watching TV?

usually have nice ass and tits. Armenian women are almost never flat
What is this preoccupation with flat tits and @sses? Neither is feminine. Eh, to each his own, I guess.
 

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You can tell all that from watching TV?


What is this preoccupation with flat tits and @sses? Neither is feminine. Eh, to each his own, I guess.

dude I'm 100% Armenian. I've known about them being great housewives and moms for a long time


Who said I like flat asses? I said Armenian women always have decent ass/tits. If I got them to work out with me with heavy weights for a year, they would look like pornstars
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Who said I like flat asses? I said Armenian women always have decent ass/tits. If I got them to work out with me with heavy weights for a year, they would look like pornstars
My bad, I read that as "American women are never flat". Eyesight isn't what it used to be :)
 

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My bad, I read that as "American women are never flat". Eyesight isn't what it used to be :)
mediterranean women (Spanish, Greek, Italian, Middle Eastern) are almost never flat/shapeless


I think there is some mixing in the bloodlines there with the Africans way down the line. The being flat/shapeless thing is a light skin white girl trait
 

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i mean i spoke both languages completely fluently with no accent and i was a very good reader and writer in both too
So tell what I just wrote. Either you can do that, or you are a lying POS.
 

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dude I'm 100% Armenian. I've known about them being great housewives and moms for a long time


Who said I like flat asses? I said Armenian women always have decent ass/tits. If I got them to work out with me with heavy weights for a year, they would look like pornstars
Well share the love. If Armenian women are this treasure trove of loyal, submissive wife's that would never hurt their man, still cook, built better than porn stars, with flawless skin and hair that don't age, what are we wasting time playing games with backstabbing American hoez!
 

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I've been at home recovering from my hair transplant and watching Armenian TV and my lord, the women are amazing.

they have everything I want

- huge family values
- usually decent housewives
- usually very loyal to their man
- pretty face with the olive skin I want, usually have gorgeous wavy black hair, beautiful dark brown eyes. just perfection
- usually have nice ass and tits. Armenian women are almost never flat
- age ridiculously well - I see regular 60 year old moms on street on TV who could pass for 40 in white years. My 62 year old aunt in Armenia still doesn't have any wrinkles.


I live near Chicago but fukk it. If i have to drive an hour to see her, im fine with that. What do you guys say?

edit: I'm 100% Armenian...was born in yerevan

lol, my great uncle married Andre Agassis sister in the 80s, her Armenian father was bat chit crazy enough to nearly higher a hit men to take him out, back in the gangster Vegas days, be careful imo
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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