MikeYikes122
Master Don Juan
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It has really gotten to that point for me. I just hate all guys.
Well, not all guys, but most of them - probably 85 percent of the population.
I'm currently away on a business trip and really shouldn't be wasting time with posting, but I'm frustrated to the point that I need to.
The feeling hit an apex tonight for me. I just really hate the way the average male carries himself, especially in a bar/club setting when there are women around. Tonight was the perfect example. There are three or four girls I work with who always give me strong EC when I'm around them. Though, I've never had the opportunity to talk to them because of restrictions we have at the place I work. Let's just say they work in a different department than me, and things are set up so that we can never really interact.
Tonight, however, was my lucky night. Me and my coworkers got off work real late (which is why I'm posting at 4 a.m.) and decided to hit up the casual bar in our hotel to get something to eat and have a few drinks. We walk up to the bar, place our orders and sit down. As we're sitting at our table, I notice the three girls who I work with, the ones who all give me IOIs, sitting a few tables over. I tell my coworkers what I'm doing and get up to go to the bathroom so that I can swoop over to the girls' table on my way back. I pi$$, leave the bathroom and head back into the bar area, only to find some overweight douche bag who looks to be in his late 30s (no offense to any of the mature men here) sitting with the girls.
No problem I thought. I will let him get shot down and just make a return attempt when he is gone. Only, he never takes the hints (I can hear his conversation) and goes so far as to invite his friend over, who is older, greasier and even more out of shape. That friend brings another friend and before I know it the guys are buying round after round of drinks for the girls. The chicks all of a sudden don't mind the dudes sitting there because they are getting free booze. And frankly, I don't really blame them for putting up with the guys if the beer is flowing.
But it's the older dudes who I really have a serious problem with. It's fine being older and hitting on girls who are in their early 20s, that is if you're in shape, take care of yourself and have a realistic chance with chicks in that age demographic. But if you have no chance, take the god damn hint and get out of the way for the guys who actually have game.
I was close enough to their table to hear their conversations, and it was really as bad as I'm making it out to be. The guys were bringing up politics, creating awkward small talk about sexual positions and getting nothing accomplished. It was almost difficult to listen to, but their wallets were open and the drinks were flowing so the girls weren't kicking them out.
The guys never left. They literally followed the girls out of the bar to the lobby of our hotel. I tried to swoop out and catch the same elevator as the chicks, but I had no luck in doing so because they weren't done for the night. They went out the front door of the hotel and jumped in their car. All they said to the dudes who were practically following them was "Thanks for the drinks."
What a freakin waste. Seriously. The guys sat there with them for over an hour, buying drink after drink and keeping the girls from talking to guys who actually had a chance with them, and all the dudes got out of it was a "nice to meet you".
It's particularly frustrating because one of the girls is my type. She is the right height, right skin, and right personality - I can tell by how she carries herself and how she was being nice and courteous to the dude who was practically drooling on her. Finally had a chance to develop a rapport with her and these jerk-offs blow it.
What a complete clusterfvck.
This crap always happens when I go to bars. Guys who just don't have any game get a hold of the can of courage and all of a sudden they are able approach women. It levels the playing field for them, but they don't have any idea how to carry themselves when they drink enough to actually approach. The result is them getting in the way of guys who know what they're doing, and inflating the female ego even more.
And my close friends wonder why I go to places like the mall, the grocery store, and the bookstore to meet women.
I know some of you are going to tell me that I should come into these situations and pull some AMOG tactic or whatever that crap means, but it's just not in my personality. Plus, I think you kind of come off as a tool and completely rude if you interrupt people who are having a conversation, even if all parties involved aren't enjoying. There are scenarios where I'll interrupt the convo, if the guy is saying inappropriate crap I won't hesitate to start something, but for the most part I just don't have the heart to belittle some AFCs in front of girls, even if the dudes are really, really pi$$ing me off.
Anyway, I should be with at least one of them right now or making plans to be with one of them another night this week, since we are staying at the same friggin hotel. But instead I'm posting half-drunken rants on SoSuave.
Well, not all guys, but most of them - probably 85 percent of the population.
I'm currently away on a business trip and really shouldn't be wasting time with posting, but I'm frustrated to the point that I need to.
The feeling hit an apex tonight for me. I just really hate the way the average male carries himself, especially in a bar/club setting when there are women around. Tonight was the perfect example. There are three or four girls I work with who always give me strong EC when I'm around them. Though, I've never had the opportunity to talk to them because of restrictions we have at the place I work. Let's just say they work in a different department than me, and things are set up so that we can never really interact.
Tonight, however, was my lucky night. Me and my coworkers got off work real late (which is why I'm posting at 4 a.m.) and decided to hit up the casual bar in our hotel to get something to eat and have a few drinks. We walk up to the bar, place our orders and sit down. As we're sitting at our table, I notice the three girls who I work with, the ones who all give me IOIs, sitting a few tables over. I tell my coworkers what I'm doing and get up to go to the bathroom so that I can swoop over to the girls' table on my way back. I pi$$, leave the bathroom and head back into the bar area, only to find some overweight douche bag who looks to be in his late 30s (no offense to any of the mature men here) sitting with the girls.
No problem I thought. I will let him get shot down and just make a return attempt when he is gone. Only, he never takes the hints (I can hear his conversation) and goes so far as to invite his friend over, who is older, greasier and even more out of shape. That friend brings another friend and before I know it the guys are buying round after round of drinks for the girls. The chicks all of a sudden don't mind the dudes sitting there because they are getting free booze. And frankly, I don't really blame them for putting up with the guys if the beer is flowing.
But it's the older dudes who I really have a serious problem with. It's fine being older and hitting on girls who are in their early 20s, that is if you're in shape, take care of yourself and have a realistic chance with chicks in that age demographic. But if you have no chance, take the god damn hint and get out of the way for the guys who actually have game.
I was close enough to their table to hear their conversations, and it was really as bad as I'm making it out to be. The guys were bringing up politics, creating awkward small talk about sexual positions and getting nothing accomplished. It was almost difficult to listen to, but their wallets were open and the drinks were flowing so the girls weren't kicking them out.
The guys never left. They literally followed the girls out of the bar to the lobby of our hotel. I tried to swoop out and catch the same elevator as the chicks, but I had no luck in doing so because they weren't done for the night. They went out the front door of the hotel and jumped in their car. All they said to the dudes who were practically following them was "Thanks for the drinks."
What a freakin waste. Seriously. The guys sat there with them for over an hour, buying drink after drink and keeping the girls from talking to guys who actually had a chance with them, and all the dudes got out of it was a "nice to meet you".
It's particularly frustrating because one of the girls is my type. She is the right height, right skin, and right personality - I can tell by how she carries herself and how she was being nice and courteous to the dude who was practically drooling on her. Finally had a chance to develop a rapport with her and these jerk-offs blow it.
What a complete clusterfvck.
This crap always happens when I go to bars. Guys who just don't have any game get a hold of the can of courage and all of a sudden they are able approach women. It levels the playing field for them, but they don't have any idea how to carry themselves when they drink enough to actually approach. The result is them getting in the way of guys who know what they're doing, and inflating the female ego even more.
And my close friends wonder why I go to places like the mall, the grocery store, and the bookstore to meet women.
I know some of you are going to tell me that I should come into these situations and pull some AMOG tactic or whatever that crap means, but it's just not in my personality. Plus, I think you kind of come off as a tool and completely rude if you interrupt people who are having a conversation, even if all parties involved aren't enjoying. There are scenarios where I'll interrupt the convo, if the guy is saying inappropriate crap I won't hesitate to start something, but for the most part I just don't have the heart to belittle some AFCs in front of girls, even if the dudes are really, really pi$$ing me off.
Anyway, I should be with at least one of them right now or making plans to be with one of them another night this week, since we are staying at the same friggin hotel. But instead I'm posting half-drunken rants on SoSuave.