"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i think i blew it..

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foomee

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so anyways.. tonight i flirted a lot with this girl kathryn who has thought i was cute for quite some time now. anyways... we cuddled a little bit while we watched wedding crashers in my friends room and then started to kiss/makeout and i'm like "i gotta watch the movie" and she got mad and moved to the other bed where i wasn't. then maybe half an hour later she moved back and we made out some more, not quite enough though and then she went to bed. but yeah... i think somehow i screwed it all up. she was saying i was small, like my body.. but yeah i'm hella skinny. and i said she was too... mainly cos she is. and yeah. but um.. yeah id unno. sorry i'm drunk
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok so your in with her and you say you wanna watch the movie. Your not drunk...your stupid. Movies can be seen anytime. Seaze the moment with her.
 
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