"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I speak like a medival knight...

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Hi guys. I am 20 years old and attend college. My problem is that I speak like a noble Knight. My friends often say my vernacular is that of a noble gallant Knight from the Medival times as if I was on my steed on a quest through the lost forest of Nottingham on an everlonging adventure for good prosperity throughout the land.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ChrizZ

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I tell you what...

That's awesome!!!

Speaking in a classy way is awesome if your actions and clothing style is congruent with it.
 

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Thank you my kind sir. but people make fun of me and girls think I am a freak. My roomates say that to me all the time, it makes me feel sad...
 

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Illusionist said:
Thank you my kind sir. but people make fun of me and girls think I am a freak. My roomates say that to me all the time, it makes me feel sad...
btw... are your roommates trolls, too?

You are that wanna be celeb troll that posted the thread with the three shemales, aren't you ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HAHA woooow
either he's a troll

or he shows obvious symptoms of Asperger's syndrome

Which one is it??
 

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Illusionist said:
Hi guys. I am 20 years old and attend college. My problem is that I speak like a noble Knight. My friends often say my vernacular is that of a noble gallant Knight from the Medival times as if I was on my steed on a quest through the lost forest of Nottingham on an everlonging adventure for good prosperity throughout the land.
Nothing you wrote right there was exceptionally verbose or advanced in a linguistic sense.

Maybe your friends need to read more. Do they say "man" after every sentence? If so, I don't think the problem is you.
 

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I know where you are coming from. I use a good amount of verbose language, but the key is not to overuse such words. The key is to use these words with confidence, without looking overconfident.
 

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Desert Fox said:
Nothing you wrote right there was exceptionally verbose or advanced in a linguistic sense.

Maybe your friends need to read more. Do they say "man" after every sentence? If so, I don't think the problem is you.
Agreed. Do you hang out with a bunch of cats who say "like" before every sentence?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Trollistic!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Illusionist said:
lost forest of Nottingham .
Erm, good news. I'm from Nottingham and all our forests are accounted for :cheer:
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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I talk with a pretty deep raspby voice. One day my girlfriends lil brother came up to me to ask me a question. I answered it and he said "omg, IAFYB I could feel your voice like bass." Basicly, he could feel the vibration of my vocal chords going through his body!! :crackup: There is an example of this on empowering your voice. So, I though it was cool he said that to me...
 

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WesCottII said:
Erm, good news. I'm from Nottingham and all our forests are accounted for :cheer:
Ahh, good to hear. I presume your messenger boy hasn't arrived at my village yet. I will inform the townspeople about this joyous news and we will host a monumental feast! All residents of Nottingham are invited!!!
 

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Methinks if thou didst verily talketh like yon knight of olde then thy waggish kith and kin would find ye less a bully-rook andst more a... a...

Gadzooks, tell them thou pityest the fool who dareth question thy noble tongue.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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