"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I say screw it, sayonara inhibition

loveorlust

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watup wannabes,

A girl I wanna bang flaked on me again. So I wrote the bi@tch "damn. Was looking forward to seeing your little tooch again. Say hello for me. "


Was it a baddasss thing to do, or just plain douchey?

Or perhap more room for unfilteredness?

Later wannabes,

Love or lust
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I love it myself. One chick I acted all AFC with when I first met her told me today "You're different...in a great way" because I started just telling her I wanted to bust her bubble butt and other things like that. I figured I have nothing to lose so I might as well be brash.
 

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SingledadinKY said:
I love it myself. One chick I acted all AFC with when I first met her told me today "You're different...in a great way" because I started just telling her I wanted to bust her bubble butt and other things like that. I figured I have nothing to lose so I might as well be brash.
Thanks. And I know how you feel. After a while, you just get tired of all the rejection and just say Fu@ck it! What do you have to lose? Oh and I'm gonna start using bubble butt.. that's a good one LOL


PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
I like it, haha.
thanks.
 
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