"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I reckon shes up for it

bunjy

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Ok guys need some help here. Ive know this girl for a while and ive always flirted with her. Anyway every time i see her in the pub (at least once a week) she is always with her friends. I reckon shes into havin some fun. Now heres my problem whenever i see her shes with her friends, how do i go about kissin her infront of her friends?? Im pretty sure she likes me but i dont wanna come across like a **** in front of her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ_Dork

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I saw this sexy looking car, but it was so expensive. I am poor. How do I go about purchasing this car?
 

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I heard that having blue balls hurt like hell. SOme people told me it didnt really exist. Help?
 

DJnomore

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Originally posted by bunjy
Ok guys need some help here. Ive know this girl for a while and ive always flirted with her. Anyway every time i see her in the pub (at least once a week) she is always with her friends. I reckon shes into havin some fun. Now heres my problem whenever i see her shes with her friends, how do i go about kissin her infront of her friends?? Im pretty sure she likes me but i dont wanna come across like a **** in front of her.
Ask her to dance....Go for a walk....help you and your friends solve an argument...help you park your car....whatever.

Then you ask her out or for her ph#
 

bunjy

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Dont know what the fcuk u two mean! ta for the advice DJnomore. Ive already got her number, been speakin to her off and on. Been the pub to meet HER twice, the problem is when i get there she is wiv one of her friends, so i end up gettin one of my friends to come down and then it ends up being a social evening, with no kiss or nothing. Thing is i keep the flirting goin and have let her know i like her. I reckon the "walk the shop with me" is the best way to get her on her own, whatdaya all think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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