"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I really need to snap out of my victim mentality/feeling powerless and hopeless

Spaz

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He's handsome like u r.

Super smart like u r.

Has done operations or willing to do operations like u r.

Earns lots of money like u r.

Everyone loves him or so claims, like u r.

There's more and I'm lazy...

You 2 should meet in real life and BFF
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bigdave17

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He's handsome like u r.

Super smart like u r.

Has done operations or willing to do operations like u r.

Earns lots of money like u r.

Everyone loves him or so claims, like u r.

There's more and I'm lazy...

You 2 should meet in real life and BFF

he's socially retarded and has no friends. I've had tons of friends and I have excellent social skills

his face is slightly below average, I'm actually good looking
 
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me and him are NOT alike. Richardthefrog is socially retarded. I make friends everywhere I go
Can you stop fvcking mentioning me you little phagg0t. You know nothing about me.

You're a PU$$Y. That's your problem. And it always will be.

Who is going to have sex with 3 Hooters/Winghouse girls this month? Me or you?

Or are you going to keep telling us what an awesome catch you are?

You say how you're super good looking, but you're not. Although obviously different girls will have different opinions.

You say you're rich, but you're not.

But one thing you ARE is a fvcking PU$$Y!
 
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me and him are NOT alike. Richardthefrog is socially retarded. I make friends everywhere I go
You obviously DON'T make friends everywhere you go because everybody here fvcking hates you. You are most likely just as delusional about that as you are about everything else.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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