I Read Palms And I Screw Women

[ALPHAROMEO]

learn the basics of palmreading takes 20 minutes
attach a pin on yoUr jumper with the worDs " FREE!!:flowers: I READ PALMS FOR FREE"
and let the women approach you
you can in the pinch ask them a question, anything really to have their attention focused on your pin

never go out without your pin

 

[Just a Shot Away]

Yes but French chicks ooze sex already, oui?

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

Oozing

WRONG a chick is a chick whatever her nationality

 

[Proselytiser]

I thought of a variation on this theme

I'll sit in a flannel shirt and faded Nirvana tee underneath, my unkempt long blond greasy hair partially obscuring my face, ripped jeans, trackmarks on my arms, singing old Nirvana songs while people toss small change into my open guitar case outside a shopping mall.

I'll join forces with you ALPHAROMEO and we can teach dudes everywhere about how to screw (their chances with) women!

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

Blowing

PROSITBUDDY
i actually play the mouth organ ( you play the guitar rite? )
organ ... mouth it s all very sexual is it not
when with a hot ***** i sometimes get the whole sEQUENCE wrong
it s her who ENDS UP DOIN the playing

 

[Just a Shot Away]

:crackup:

 

[Proselytiser]

guitar... fingers it's all very sexual is it not

i can see them fantasising about stroking the needle marks on my arms... what a bad boy...

 

[Sandow]

Palmreading in general does not work. I wouldn't advise it. You're coming off too much as a try hard. Yea it may be interesting but it won't get you laid.