"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Read Palms And I Screw Women

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learn the basics of palmreading takes 20 minutes
attach a pin on yoUr jumper with the worDs " FREE!!:flowers: I READ PALMS FOR FREE"
and let the women approach you
you can in the pinch ask them a question, anything really to have their attention focused on your pin

never go out without your pin
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It's all right........ if u have a good time!
I thought of a variation on this theme

I'll sit in a flannel shirt and faded Nirvana tee underneath, my unkempt long blond greasy hair partially obscuring my face, ripped jeans, trackmarks on my arms, singing old Nirvana songs while people toss small change into my open guitar case outside a shopping mall.

I'll join forces with you ALPHAROMEO and we can teach dudes everywhere about how to screw (their chances with) women!
 
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i actually play the mouth organ ( you play the guitar rite? )
organ ... mouth it s all very sexual is it not
when with a hot ***** i sometimes get the whole sEQUENCE wrong
it s her who ENDS UP DOIN the playing
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Palmreading in general does not work. I wouldn't advise it. You're coming off too much as a try hard. Yea it may be interesting but it won't get you laid.
 
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