"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I poured beer in her face

DJVladdy

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Russians, what do you expect.
Type of girls you should be careful with, not like naive dumb American broads.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bible_Belt said:
she would say "I cant believe you dont trust me...


The last chick I was fooling around with used that line on her bf all the time.

haha, yes, i think they all say that ;) my ****buddy uses that line on her bf all the time.... *sigh* :rolleyes:
 

sav

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^^ she's russian too...

DJVladdy said:
Russians, what do you expect.
Type of girls you should be careful with, not like naive dumb American broads.
 

DJVladdy

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Haha pimp, ur an a$$hole ju kno dat? haha
At Jenna Jameson's place? Ewww. I'd prefer Bree Olsen or Lisa Ann but that's just me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HAHAH that is pretty funny I would have loved to see her reaction when that happened and see what she said afterwards, but ya good job brother.

AS: for JEnna...eww now some Mika Tan yummy...but then again I have a thing for asians.
 

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I think the beer was worth it.
 
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