"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Plan on throwing a huge party...IDEAS?

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Good luck man and if I were you I'd keep the weed out since you just got free and dont wanna go back (I assume anyway). Dont wanna go on adn on but you should have some fries anyway, good food to chew on.

I love one piece too! lol we can starrt our own site. On the search for ***** and the grand line!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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what ever you do, dont have a party in your house cause its going to get trashed. Best to have a outdoors party, but dont make sure that people dont make too much police or trash other peoples stuff, otherwise you will be responsible for it.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Lol, everclear with f*ck you up so fast. Be wary.

If you want some strong stuff, go for vodka or some other alcoholic equivalent (Skyy is always nice), but don't take pure rubbing alcohol like everclear and jam it down your throat...

I don't drink, btw
 

Monkey D. Luffy

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Flabbergasped? said:
Lol, everclear with f*ck you up so fast. Be wary.

If you want some strong stuff, go for vodka or some other alcoholic equivalent (Skyy is always nice), but don't take pure rubbing alcohol like everclear and jam it down your throat...

I don't drink, btw
Apparently someone has a lack imagination...let's a take a look-see at my post again.

1 bottle of Everclear(190-proof, 95% alcohol)
1 gallon of Orange Juice
1 Gallon of Kool-Aid
2 buckets
You could pour half a bottle into each bucket, and pour the gallon of OJ and KA in each one, and every one will be ****ed up by the end of the party.

Rubbing alcohol = Isopropyl alcohol
Everclear = Ethyl alcohol(just like every other alcoholic beverage)
 

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1. Ice slide
2. Have both beer and liquor some girls are very picky.
3. Have games in mind to makes sure the booze'll be put to work.
4. Booze do nothing unless you are willing to be ambitious and spit game, don't let the substances make you lazy and okay with just being near drunk girls.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What kind of games man? If you got a projector or something you could try brining a computer and eming a 6 player console (yeah psx had a few games like that). Couldnt hurt and keeps from stagnating plus something for the less talkatvie/activce to do.

**** I gotta remember this for my "T is free" party.
 

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Drunk people + playing cards = strip poker
Drunk people + volleyball = strip volleyball
Drunk people + swimming = nude swimming
Drunk people + bonfire = 3rd degree burns

Fun is guaranteed! Make it legendary, man.
 
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