"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i thought this movie was freakin hilarious!! Although it may be offensive to people though...i critics hated it...it got horrible reviews on yahoo movies and rotten tomatoes..they thought it was offensive and the jokes, not funny.

But i thought it was a great movie...i was a little offended about the asian groupies part stereotyping asian girls (shame on tila tqiula and those other wh0res for taking that role for 15 min of fame) but i lightened up and enjoyed the whole movie....lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah it's a shame this country is too damn anal about everything.
 
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Funny movies that are offensive always end up being the funniest. Critics don't know how to enjoy a movie because they try to hard to enjoy it for everyone.
 
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critics are usually wrong anyways.
 
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