"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There's this girl in my gym who I'm guessing is younger than me but I don't know by how much, 2-5 years. I've seen her several times but yesterday was the first time I saw her for a while. I myself have an unconventional physical preference, but she doesn't even fit mine. She's chubby in the "wrong" places. But she's tall and has such great hair that she wears in a ponytail and a great face. She already looks really sexy to me but the way she moves is having me sit up here at 3:20 getting worked up. The way she moves and how her hair follows her when she moves is so sexy, I can't take this sh!t anymore.

After a while I just let go of my inhibition and looked at her for a while through the wall mirror that covers the length of the wall. It's really easy to see when someone's looking at you when you do so and she saw me looking at her. Then a while later away from the mirror she looked at me for a few seconds but I couldn't make eye contact before she looked away again and I looked at her for a few seconds.

Have you guys had this happen to you? some girl is just so sexy to you that it makes you furious. Her face, her hair, the way she moves makes me want to throw her over the shoulder and carry her off to a cave and f*ck her until she can't walk.

The next time I see her I'm gonna talk to her. I don't care if she's 16 or whatever, and 15 is legal here anyway. My GOD she makes me #%#()!"¤)!B "(&"H%("#%#")
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
We must go to the same gym.
Tell me about yours man

jimmy18 said:
Sounds like a good candidate for a hate fvck
I want to break something when I think of her. It sounds like I'm not being serious but I want to smash something apart and roar like I'm the x-men juggernaut or the hulk when I see her, like this. F*CK she drives me wild
 

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Yea it happens to me with certain types of chubsters, especially blonde ones. I think it has something to do with the amount of testosterone or something, because there are times when I'll see a girl and she turns me on to the point of it being distracting. I can see she's 'miring me and I feel undeniable chemistry happening. Sometimes i'll even get in conversation with these girls and it feels like we should take the conversation to the nearest closest so we can fvck and be done with it. Same as you, I want to rip her apart.

Then when I see her a few days later it's back to normal. She just looks like an average chubster, and I feel no attraction towards her. We'll say "hi" and make light conversation, but it's nothing meaningful.

Very weird.
 

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Starfvcks 64 said:
Yea it happens to me with certain types of chubsters, especially blonde ones. I think it has something to do with the amount of testosterone or something, because there are times when I'll see a girl and she turns me on to the point of it being distracting. I can see she's 'miring me and I feel undeniable chemistry happening. Sometimes i'll even get in conversation with these girls and it feels like we should take the conversation to the nearest closest so we can fvck and be done with it. Same as you, I want to rip her apart.

Then when I see her a few days later it's back to normal. She just looks like an average chubster, and I feel no attraction towards her. We'll say "hi" and make light conversation, but it's nothing meaningful.

Very weird.
Might be our flow of testosterone. Up and down.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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But it's not that, it's consistently this way with her. She looks good too (if she had her fat in the right places I'd probably get visibly distracted even in the gym), but the way she freaking MOVES makes me crazy, every time. And I don't feel this way about girls that I would prefer physically (or at least I think/thought I preferred other girls "objectively" - I guess not after all!), it's just something about her.
 
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