"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I need to move to Miami

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Spaz

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I've known guys who had ball bearings inserted on their penis and they claims it improved their s€x life tremendously.
 

MoreThanSmooth

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I've known guys who had ball bearings inserted on their penis and they claims it improved their s€x life tremendously.
Lmao. "Ribbed for your pleasure".
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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CMNILS87

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I'm down here waiting on my plastic surgery tomorrow. There's so many hot Spanish girls walking around everywhere. I should get rich and buy a mansion here. I had always planned on buying a Lamborghini, but realistically...

I'm going to buy a BMW i8 and finance it over 30 years with home equity. It will only cost ~$550/month at $80k.
Penile girth enhancement. Unless you were born with a noodle I don’t see the point
 
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