"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I need to learn to dance FAST

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kk2004

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IS there a website with videos where I can learn to dance, i need to learn by this friday asap. I cant find any sites with free instructional videos. thx guys
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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If you need it so badly you had better bite the bullet and drop some dollars for one at your video store. Good luck, but I'd be surprised if a video will really do the trick anyway.
 

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If you mean "club dancing" I could tell ya everything you need to know. If you mean rave dancing I could direct you to the right vids. If you mean break dancing youre ****ed. If you mean ball room dancing, youre also ****ed. If you mean any kinda dancing except club dancing BY FRIDAY, youre pretty much ****ed. My SN is ajgoi on AIM, use it if ur trying to club or rave.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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