I need some quick tips for tonight

[ilikeburritos]

Ok I'll give you my quick background and then tell you my current situation. I'm currently in my 3rd year of college, and the most I've done with a girl is a little making out...that's it. Pretty much because I used to be a big pvssy and couldn't even talk to girls. Nowadays I don't really have a problem talking to girls or getting dates, but I always fvck it up soon after that. For example, here's how it usually goes for me: I meet a girl at a party, we talk a little, I get her number, we go on a date, come back to my place, watch a movie or something, then when it starts to get a little physical I fvck it up. Every time.

Now, I have a chance TONIGHT to end that cycle. Last night I was at a party, met this girl who I would call kinda slutty. She's been naked on jerry springer before, like those uncensored pay per view ones. We talked for awhile, she was definitely into me - she was touching my hair, my leg, and other little signs. So I got her number, and was gonna try to bring her back to my place. Then I went to smoke a bowl with a friend, she sent a text to me to see where I was, and by the time I got back she was wasted and puked in the bathroom a few times, ehhh so I decided not to bring her home haha. So she left and told me to call her.

So, I'm gonna call her up later today. From the vibes I was getting, I can definitely get more action than making out, maybe even sex. So, I'm looking for some tips on:

1) What to do for tonight. I could take her on a date for dinner, try to find another party, just go to a coffee shop or something, etc. Or does it not really matter?

2) So at some point we'll hopefully end up at my place or at her dorms or something. Now here's where I REALLY need some tips. How do I get this girl in bed? What signs should I look for that will tell me how far I can get? Basically what do I do once we are alone?

Any input is appreciated. Help me get laid tonight.

 

[MushroomGod]

How do I get this girl in bed? What signs should I look for that will tell me how far I can get? Basically what do I do once we are alone?

Any input is appreciated. Help me get laid tonight.

You sit on the bed, she will join. The sign should be that you are alone with her in your bedroom. Make out with her start feeling her body, rub her *****, kiss her all over especially her neck, take her clothes off and fvck the broad.

 

[ilikeburritos]

That sounds easy enough. So after we get back to my room, should I put on a movie or some music or something?

And if we get back to my room, alone...can I be fairly certain she is expecting me to try to fvck her basically?

 

[MushroomGod]

That sounds easy enough. So after we get back to my room, should I put on a movie or some music or something?

And if we get back to my room, alone...can I be fairly certain she is expecting me to try to fvck her basically?

Yes if you get her on your bed she excepting you to fvck her, just don't puss out.

BTW I like burritos too

 

[ilikeburritos]

ok well I really feel like this can happen tonight, so a couple more questions:

I've never bought condoms before...what kind do I get

don't wanna get ahead of myself...but what's proper sex etiquette? Porn has warped my sex views. Do I take the rubber off and *** on her? Do I just go in the condom?

PS last night I had qdobas and was farting all night right next to this girl, and she STILL was into me

 

[ilikeburritos]

ok well tonight she's going to her ex's moving out party soooo im gonna skip that but tomorrow it's on muthafvcker, time to lose my virginity

 

[AmazingTricks]

That sounds easy enough. So after we get back to my room, should I put on a movie or some music or something?

And if we get back to my room, alone...can I be fairly certain she is expecting me to try to fvck her basically?

I would go with the movie because it's long and the girl can't hate it that much. Think of the movie that you hate most. Now think of the music you hate most. Which would you prefer to watch/listen, if you had to? Most likely, the movie. At any rate, watching a movie with a [target] girl in your room is almost a contract to have sex in college. I've had a friend call me up telling me there was a girl I've never met in person before wanting to watch the Notebook with me at 2 in the morning. You're in good shape to lose that v-card brother. Best of luck.:cheer:

 

[ilikeburritos]

ok i need to maximize my chance for pvssy.

watch the game with her, or watch a movie afterwards?

 

[ilikeburritos]

ok give me all the tips you got for a virgin...we are watching a movie after the superbowl that's gotta be like guaranteed pvssy.

you vets who have had sex before, tell me what i need to know so i dont make a fool of myself like in 40 year old virgin. this is a hoodrat guys, so anything goes.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I would say at least START the damn movie and then get to kissing her and then lead her to the bedroom. A few drinks wouldn't hurt either.

 

[AmazingTricks]

I thought the movie was in your bedroom. If you have a computer in your bedroom or a tv, watch the movie in there. That takes away most of the work. And during the movie, just use my fav, "I'm just going to go in for one of these" as you lean in to kiss her. It gets the job done, and soon, you shall to. ****ing is pretty simple my friend-check your inner wiring, the instructions are in there somewhere.

 

[Thatfeel21]

so what happened mr burritos...did u hit?

 

[ilikeburritos]

Ok guys, update on last time:

I went over there, her room mate was there the whole time so absolutely NOTHING happened besides talking and the movie. She didn't even sit by me on her bed but instead on a chair...i was thinking ok wtf (although it was a bottom bunk dorm bed so ok theres not a lot of room). I haven't talked to her since then...except responding to her text messages. She always initiates.

update on TONIGHT:

I am going there to "watch a movie" again. We are texting back and forth and i asked if there were any parties tonight at her campus. She says no so im like ok well lets just chill or watch a movie or something. She's like "ok...and my roommate won't be here this time"

So fellas I think tonight is it. I will try and get laid...maybe it will happen maybe not. But given the situation I should most definitely be able to break my personal record (get past making out).

 

[Tyron]

Well she definetly is intrested after that comment about the roommate. She recognizes what you want and that her roommate is an obstacle. Good luck!

 

[ilikeburritos]

i'm gonna use amazingtrick's simple line or a slight variation of it because its 10:25pm right now, im finishing a beer, i'll be at her dorm at 11pm. I won't have any time to waste on trying to seduce her.

ok it's time to fvck now