Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I Need some help fellas

VIVAlasVEGASBaby

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This has nothing to do with girls, just so you know...

Alright, at lunch the table close to ours throws sh*t at us almost everyday; usually grapes and sh*t i can deal with. Today they crossed the line. They threw a bag filled with a liquid (I have no clue what it was). Rumor has it that it was piss, which im pretty sure it wasn't because i couldn't smell anything.

Anyways, i felt liquid hit the backs on my legs and i turned around (my back is toward them) and hear the girls in between us scream. The bag of liquid hit the floor behind me and got my legs all wet. I was the only guy at my table who got hit.

So i look behind me i the guys who are always throwing sh*t get up and basically scatter to other tables. I cleaned myself off in the bathroom and then did some chatting to figure out who did it.

I figured out who threw it and where his next class was so i went there to wait for him. As he walked by i threw a half filled gatorade all over him; he got in my face and some trash talking followed. I pushed him against the wall and told him to go to class and to stop throwing sh*t and he left.

Anyways my friends and I already know some serious sh*t is going to happen tomorrow so as of right now the plan is this;

We're going to meet early tomorrow and go talk to the assistant principal about it and explain to him that if it doesn't stop someone's going to get hurt. At lunch we're gonan sit at our usual table but we're all going to face them.

Anyways what do you guys think?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Re: lol

Originally posted by kyanite
ffs ur gonna ask the assistant principal how gay cud you get?
actually telling him is a good idea because that way your back is covered. Tell him that there is a problem with . . . but that you are going to try and defuse the situation, you just wanted him to be aware of it. Suck up and cover your arses if you beat the **** out of them.

I would not have reacted, just had a quiet word with them to stop it, slammed up against a locker.

By the way kyanite: gay is not an insult in English seeing as you are no longer allowed to discriminate on the basis of sexuality
 

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Personally I don't tell on others, not unless it's very serious.
It breaks The Code by doing that. No one breaks The Code that I know. The Code being that no man tells on another about an incident. The honor code that thou shall not be a tattle tale.

I would personally just fight him. Or at least scare him, so that he stops.
Personally I think that breaking The Code is just...being a wussy.
Fight Him or Scare him.
 

VIVAlasVEGASBaby

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btw this isn't just between me and him, it's between his whole table and my whole table so this isn't just a one on one thing.
A fight breaking out between 10 people might be what you'd consider "serious".
 

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Code? please man.. spare me this bs.


It is a good idea to get your ass covered, but you know what the principal is going to say "Dont get in a fight"... he probably isnt gonna do anything about it.



Now, i dont know what your reputation in school is, frankly, i dont care, no body should be treated like sh1t while offenders get away with it.


How faithful are your friends, if a fight breaks out, will they help you? Be honest here.


Tommorrow, if they decide to throw something, get something from home .. a bag full of eggs or something, and if you get hit, turn around, yell "TIME FOR YOU TO PAY" (or something as original ;) ) and toss that b1tch right at their table.



Now, possible scenarios: 1st- you get blamed, get suspended (expelled?) think about this.

Second- you gain massive respect in your school, nobody ever fukks with you again.

Third- You get in a fight... then it is all you.




This sounds actually fun, if you really want me man, ill come to vegas and help you out ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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VIVAlasVEGASBaby

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haha thanks ox

Well im pretty sure that unless i bring a weapon to school i won't get expelled (My class rank is 1). Plus about 50 people watched me throw gatorade in the kids face (he didnt do a damn thing :rolleyes: ). Two of my friends definetely have my back, the rest won't do ****. As for throwing something back; been there done that. It doesn't help and it's a waste of my time to bring sh*t to school just to throw at them. I want it to stop, not get worse. I'm actually thinkin it might just be best to see what happens tomorrow and wait to tell the principal if things get out of hand.
 

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if you would have got up right then and fed him some fist it would have been great. or just pushed him around and show him how you roll. personaly i wouldnt tell on someone i would just fight him somewhere. if that place is school so be it, if you can hit good enough pull a one hitter quiter...lol that would be great too.. i dunno thats just my 2 cents.
 

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Why is he going to f with you when he knows you can kick his ass? If you're huge, just threaten him.....


....or you could just stalk the one you threw Gatorade at. Just keep following him. He'll get the hint.
 

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Originally posted by Bling
Why is he going to f with you when he knows you can kick his ass? If you're huge, just threaten him.....


....or you could just stalk the one you threw Gatorade at. Just keep following him. He'll get the hint.
you i didnt ask if you were more physically dominant than him. are you in good shape and also have you ever been in a fight?
 

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Im athletic, about 5"9 145 lbs. Never been in a fight, but the kid who throws **** is a lanky mf and im about 90% i could beat the sh*t out of him. One of my friends is about 5'10" 185; he's strong as f*ck. my other friend got third place at state in wrestling, i think 110 weight class. Another kid who has my back is 175 and a wrestler. Im not worried about getting my ass kicked but id like to keep this peaceful as possible :rolleyes:. Although i have the feeling the only way this is gonna end is with someone getting their ass kicked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I act like I am the **** around ANYONE!! Nobody ****s with me, if someone gets in my way walking I just throw down my **** and say "WHUT?! WHUT?!"
 

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Originally posted by Zaine
I act like I am the **** around ANYONE!! Nobody ****s with me, if someone gets in my way walking I just throw down my **** and say "WHUT?! WHUT?!"
thats the way to be. i kinda wish i was that way somtimes..dont wait for **** to be spoken just throw down RIGHT NOW ****!!
 

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I say wait to tell the principal until after seeing if it gets out of hand tomorrow.

However, if you do tell him, make sure you tell him to keep it on the downlow that you told him. You don't want people knowing you actually went to the principal.
 

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Originally posted by Oxide
Code? please man.. spare me this bs.


My school may be different, we don't tell on eachother. And if someone does they usually get herassed and beat the **** out of them. I just think it would be low thing to do to tell the principal.

Like you said throw things back. That's what I've done before.

Or fight.

Or do what Zaine said. (Haha I've actually seen him do that.)
 

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Hey,
I have many theories when it comes to fighting or arguments and how to win them. I have discussed this countless times with friends, brothers, cousins and uncles. (all very experienced fighters) (all great at argueing) I have enherited their talents and my solution to your problem is simple. Often in a "FIGHT" 1 person confronts the other, the other replies verbally, both people begin yelling until either. 1) they start pushing each other or 2) one person is pushed away by a friend and it's "broken up" very seldom does it result in hitting. My theory is that during the point of YELLING, ARGUEING etc. Act FURIOUS, OUTRAGEOUS at something the other person says and hit him in the nose. at this point it will be broken up while he wipes away the tears and covers up his sore face with his hands. Thus winning you the fight. with a single punch.
Guarenteed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Absolutly histerical. First of all dont go to the principle. Now a days they just dont give a F#@k. Go to someone who cares, Parents. Second of all, how old are you Those 3 little flaming faggots. Pathetic/Childish/dumb-fu#$ish. Tell em to back off cause you got connections that will knock them the f@#ck out.

The 3 faggots sound like PU$$!es.
 
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