"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wonderboy040587

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ok i moved to a small town in canada around 2 years ago from turkey.

well it was really hard making friends, i don't even think that i still have real friends, cuz i don't.

well anyways usually when guys friends get together and i'm with them, i'm usually made fun of, they call me turkey or make stupid jokes about me coming on boat or sending me back on a boat. and i don't have a comeback or just laugh at it.

and my accent, it's not really bad, or like pakistani funny accent, but i still got some and sometimes they laugh at it and i don't know what to do...

i really wanna stop this and actually just be like one of them in the group. and also is there anyt guides to being 'cool' or u know popular cuz i really need to read one, i have read stuff about dating and i think i have enough, now i just need to have more friends.

i don't know if i posted this in the right category, i have been reading alot of posts around here, but this is my first time actually posting one) any help or suggestions will be appericiated.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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biker_gixxer

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call me turkey or make stupid jokes about me coming on boat or sending me back on a boat

'Turkey, is that the best you can do? I know you have trouble forming sentences but come on man.'

'Sure, I'll leave, as soon as your sister (or mother, feel it out) comes over and picks up her $hit from my house.'


i really wanna stop this and actually just be like one of them in the group. and also is there anyt guides to being 'cool' or u know popular

That's your problem right there, wanting to be like them. Be your own man and make your own group. What makes 'them' so special?
 

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Do a search on 'popularity'. You'll get tons of results.
 

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I would say to grab a steel chair and beat the absolute sh*t out of them, but since I can't legally...I have no advice. :D ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wonderbread166

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I got some advice for ya, get a new username;)
 

InsidiousNstinct

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and my accent, it's not really bad, or like pakistani funny accent, but i still got some and sometimes they laugh at it and i don't know what to do...
You want some real advice huh....? Ok I can give you some I think....

1. Stop whining like a d*mn baby...thats what I had to do. See I have a speech impediment, so I get laughed at sometimes. I use to care untill one day I said the H*ll with this.

1a. I mean really....wtf? You want to be friends with someone that makes fun of you? ( I don't know how far the teasing goes) If their just playing then don't worry about it. If their serious, tell em' to f*ck off.

i really wanna stop this and actually just be like one of them in the group.
2. Refer to what biker said about that.



and also is there anyt guides to being 'cool' or u know popular cuz i really need to read one
3. No you need some self-esteem. Coolness isn't just ONE thing. There's a lot of d*mn things that are cool. Don't change who you are to be cool for someone else. I had the same problem I told myself I didn't know what was cool. Just set down and think about what you like, I'm sure there has to be atleast one person around your area that likes the same stuff you do.

i have read stuff about dating and i think i have enough, now i just need to have more friends.
4. You think dating is easier than making friends? In a way dating is easier than making friends because a friend or friendship takes a lot of time. Trust me though if you have low self- esteem dating isnt going to be any easier because women can sense if your confident or not.


If you took this a lil harsh then....I don't applogize :) Just trying to give you some feed back and "suggestions."

Keep your d*mn head up! :cool:
 

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Every time they make fun of you joke about how 'you're gonna letthe beast out if you don't stop' then after they do it a few more times find the whimpiest one and just beat the **** out of him :p

You could also make fun of them, call them canadian pig dogs, make fun of their canadian decent, I mean there is tons of cracks you can make on canadians, just google them :)

You could also just be a str8 turkish pimp, and mack on all the ladies and just say **** you guys... eventually when they see how pimp you are they will all bow down in your awe :p
 

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Even my arch enemy TheMinistered made a serious reply!

Original poster: Change names.
2)I wish my worst worries were your current worries.
 

Patrick124

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JBizzles got it down.
Go ahead the post in the bible about popularity man.
Making real friends is a lot harder than dating. But its got twice as many benefits in my opinion.

Suggestion: If they make fun of you for your accent, laugh at their canuck accents.

And being cool isn't something you can just make happen. You don't change yourself to eb cool. Youa re yourtself, adn that makes you cool.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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