"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Took a girl out for a third date last night to a bar. Haven't had sex with her yet.

Lots of kino and what not. She actually texted me before the date a bit to get more information about me and that sort of stuff, I was a little coy about it. She didn't respond to my last message after she asked about my surname.

Anyway back to the date, had a drink at the bar and drove back to her house. I was starving at this point and bought something small to eat on the way and took it to her house. Ate, then she told me to let's go back to the living room.

Watched some TV and started kissing. Then she said stop I have something I need to tell you. At this point I thought she was going to tell me she's on her period. She said that this is really awkward, but she dated my brother a few months back but wasn't serious. From the way she said it it sounds like they had sex. (At this point I was thinking WTF???)

She said it was my decision. I told her I'm tired and went home.

It sounds like she still wants to have sex. In fact she could have aborted the whole date but only mentioned this later when at her place.

What the f*** do I do? Run?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Sleep with her if you don't mind being sloppy seconds or her possible attempt to get back at your brother.
 

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It is very weird.

She's not the first girl up for it either, they always leave it up to me to decide.

I do wonder if there's some clever way of playing this out.
 

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At least she told you before hand. Over course she only mentions at her place, would you have gone this far otherwise? Probably didnt expect you to eject if things were as far as kissing. She was basically saying "take me now, but also take my guilt while your at it". Thats why it was YOUR "decision" haha.

btw, could also be a ploy to use YOU and hurt your brother in the process. She will cheat on you with the brother eventually or almost immediately. Quality dime piece. I would run for the ****ING HILLS.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yes it does sound like she's up for it just as long as there's no guilt for her.

She told me she's "not going anywhere" before I left her place. Suggesting she knows I will go NC but at the same time that she's still well up for a bang.

Truly the modern woman.
 

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Personally I could not do it. I couldn't even kiss her, let alone anything else.

Weird. Just too weird. Just find another-that-hasn't-f*cked-your-brother :up:
 

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Great, now I'm gonna have to watch Joe Dirt again for that scene where he thinks he's banging his sister....lol
 

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Albatross953 said:
Great, now I'm gonna have to watch Joe Dirt again for that scene where he thinks he's banging his sister....lol
I watched that, it's a bit weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6T6veL5zWM

She will probably text me and try to get me back to her place somehow within a few days, it's only a matter of time. :eek:
 

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Well she just texted me and said she wants to meet somewhere "neutral" so we can "sort this out".

"Would you like to meet me?"

Christ.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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