"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I need help on what kind of clothes,shoes,and humor and I need tips on girls!!!!

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Dream be sure to take hair advice from this forum with a grain of salt.

A high percentage seems to always say "spike it" or "let it grow out and get shaggy, so you can look like a skater dur dur 111!11"

I used to type like you as well. years back on a different forum). After getting flamed constantly and examining other's posts I've greatly improved.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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itishe said:
Dream be sure to take hair advice from this forum with a grain of salt.

A high percentage seems to always say "spike it" or "let it grow out and get shaggy, so you can look like a skater dur dur 111!11"

I used to type like you as well. years back on a different forum). After getting flamed constantly and examining other's posts I've greatly improved.
Only a couple errors.
 

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Im following the rule,I try to get alone with people but you guys all hate me,I believe im cooperating and I believe you just dont like the way I type,so your taking it out on me by reporting me to the mods,thats ok you can do that but dude thats real shallow,I mean I hope the mods know how diffucult time im having on here,just posting anything me.As what I said im getting used to people hating me on the internet and real life,it sucks,but life is not always fair.
 

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OK lets get back to the subject,no more of these bullsh*t.Ok what kinda of pants are cool????
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dreamx said:
Im following the rule,I try to get alone with people but you guys all hate me,I believe im cooperating and I believe you just dont like the way I type,so your taking it out on me by reporting me to the mods,thats ok you can do that but dude thats real shallow,I mean I hope the mods know how diffucult time im having on here,just posting anything me. As what I said im getting used to people hating me on the internet and real life,it sucks,but life is not always fair.
What's funny is that's all one sentence.
 

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The Master Disaster said:
Only a couple errors.
Thanks sir. What is my grade for today?


DreamX it's not what you wear that makes you cool, it's how you wear it. But if you believe you need these clothes, then I recommend you get a few pairs of nice jeans (get the ones with holes if you feel like being "trendy"), some cargo pants, and a few pairs of shorts.

Remember, socks and sandles is a no-no.
 

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DreamX:

Also do not buy "Saved by the Bell" pants as I call them. They're the pants that cut off your circulation at the ankles and do not cover one bit of your tennis shoes.

Buy baggier and get them hemmed, buy a couple nice belts too. If you're going to wear your pants so I can see your **** every time you go anywhere, then you're better off leaving the house in boxers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude I hate jeans that are baggier or baggy,Im thinking of sweat pants and abercombie&fitch pants if they have any.I will defintely need cargo pants,and couple abercombie t-shirts.Now what kinda of brand names are cool shoes?
 

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dreamx said:
Dude I hate jeans that are baggier or baggy,Im thinking of sweat pants and abercombie&fitch pants if they have any.I will defintely need cargo pants,and couple abercombie t-shirts.Now what kinda of brand names are cool shoes?
You plan on wearing sweat pants to school? If so you need to get that idea out of your head pronto if you want to look the sterotypical "cool".

For shoes I have a pair of tennis/running shoes, a black dress pair, a casual black pair, and a casual brown pair.

The shoes go with different pant/t-shirt configurations. Girls really love my black casual ones, they always say they like them (it helps too I'm the only one in my grade to do it, everyone wears tennis shoes with everything).
 

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but what kinda of brand names like example DC,adidas what other popular cool brand name shoes I can get?????Man it feels soo good to be happy and work on improving myself rather then being negative,its good to be postive.:rolleyes:
 

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dreamx type better, I'm sick of reading your run on's and comma splices. If I see it again it'll be an immediete deletion.

Also quit preaching your sob story, if you want to do that make a blog, this is not the place for that.
 

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Stop being so rough on dreamx, look how far he came, I talked to him through aim, hes a good kid. Keep it up bro, and get clothes at pac sun like I said, you'll figure everything out and make mistakes but learn from them. You sound like your doing good.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dreamx said:
lol@ shydude, you know what guys I got an idea Im gonna post some jokes that I make up,right now im thinking of jokes tell me if its funny or not.Ok heres a couple of jokes,that one day I can try:

You got big ears,are you a rabbit,lol

You look like Luke Skywalker, are you his brother you both are warriors.
Well those are the only ones I can think of right now,im really working on trying to have a sense of humor,but these forum is helping me out.

me to VegasGuy56:kick: lol
I'm sorry if this makes you feel bad but...those jokes are so not funny i started laughing......that sounds like some Napoleon Dynamite ****. If you can pull of that kinda "not-funny-so-its-funny" kinda humor then try it but i think u should watch some standup comedy and learn what makes somethin funny
 

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ok ok ok ok!!this is hilarious guys... as an irish man i naturally have to feel sorry for this guy!!

this is to you dreamX: YOU ARE DIGGING A HOLE FOR YOURSELF!by admiting that you are a racist etc.!and saying that you dont want to change when the whle point of this website to to improve yourself! i personally am a trained DJ and have been improving myself for a good few months now..(after a messy break up wif a hb 9.5) i cant help the fact that i am extremely goodlooking.. and im sure you cant help the fact that your probably the opposite (judging from the reaction from people looking at your photo)..
anyways didnt mean to slagg you so much but u sound like a loser..

so heres my advice... i
number 1: if you really wanted to improve yourself, you would have read the dj bible (especially articles by pook and fingers)!GO AND READ THAT! the stuff really works!
number 2: what type of loser asks questions on fashion. Everyone has their own fashion sense...go into a 'trendy clothes shop' A MANS ONE BTW! there plenty of cool clothes in there!
number 3: im from ireland and theres no real racist problems overhere, but from what i hear you need to wise up and stop being racist..tiger woods would kick your ass black and blue!
number 4: as for the comedy, you cant just memorise some jokes and expect to be funny!chances are, your just not a funny guy..(apart from the way you look) but quick tip: ITS NOT WHAT YOU SAY..ITS THE WAY YOU SAY IT! you need to be able to 'pull the joke off'!so work on your facial expression, body language and voice tone!

slan!
 

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OMG what the hell is going on here?? every time deamx makes a new thread everyone has to start a riot! :D...... Just go get a dam comic book and learn jokes from there, and jokes like you'r ears are big you are a rabbit, are not funny!! Seriosuly, and go online to look for cloth's, Buy some nice jeans, buy NORTH FACE shirts or whatever, get smaller glasses.
 

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lol,murphaser you sound likea wigger,no offense.Ok the other question after I say hi to a randomgirl,what do I say next???
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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