"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't worry this isn't gonna be some AFC sob story.
I'm spinning plates right now... but i just cant get this hot little piece of my mind that is sitting next to me in class.

I met this woman last week and i can't believe how hot i find her. She is a bit older, which i guess makes her really f-in attractive. Always sits with her legs facing me (sideways) and seems interested in what i'm doing. (Keep catching her glancing at me or what i'm doing.) She told me how she likes younger guys and she had an awkward slip up today where she basically showed me how much she thinks about me. I think she got a bit embarrassed.

She was wearing this really short skirt and has legs that i would love to shove my head in between. she's every guy's porno fantasy come to life. Seems really open about talking about sex with me. I don't really have time right now to ask her to come drink at the bar. So...

What should i do so that she ends up at my place where i can do all kinds of nasty things to her?
Don't know if she has bf and don't care.

Help... i can't even think when the teacher is talking... all i see is those legs and i NEED to fvck her asap! :crazy:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How much older are we talking about? I think that will dictate how you proceed. The older the woman (e.g. 30+), the more direct you can be sexually. How were you thinking of proceeding?

I think what you will find with an older woman is that kino and innuendo go a very long way. C/f some innuendo and sprinkle with a generous amount of kino. Sounds like she digs the cut of your jib, Sailor! Sarge on.
 

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She's not over 30... but i would say mid 20s... around 24-27

No course mate, just letting out the boom and seeing where the wind will take me... enjoying the sights. I try not to depend on technique as much as just feeling the situation. I guess i do use a bit of c&f and innuendo.
 

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I dont see where the problem is. She likes you. She talks about sex. She spreads her legs for you in class, and you catch her checking you out???

It's a dong deal man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dongfu said:
I dont see where the problem is. She likes you. She talks about sex. She spreads her legs for you in class, and you catch her checking you out???

It's a dong deal man.
It's not a dong deal until she's back at my place. Here's the problem:

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What should i do so that she ends up at my place where i can do all kinds of nasty things to her?
 

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"Hey, why don't I get your number, in case I want to call you."

Then ask her out for drinks some night, and let the horishness begin!
 

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Wow this girl is a major freak... Today she insisted i be her little sex slave lol. Dude next to me had his earphones on listening to music and didn't hear anything. I bet if he did he'd start jerking of to what she was saying... sh1t i'm getting a hard on just listening to this girl.

I declined b/c some of this stuff she was asking me to do was AFC, i think it was a sh1t test... and i want her to be MY sex slave not the other way around. It seems to turn her on even more that i don't "submit" to her, which makes sense.

Interest seems to have increased when i ignored her a bit working on my stuff. Another girl came by to talk to me with major eye contact, i think she overheard her sex slave talk lol cuz she just swooped in and totally pvssy blocked her in the middle of a sentence... is that even a word?

She's being more direct now, and i think i can nail her soon just by going home with her. I'll keep you guys updated as this blue ball contest continues.
 
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Be aggressive, she has sent you every signal she has and her legs are spread wide, waiting for you.

Come up behind her and put your hands on her shoulders. Touch her hair, and if she likes that, bite her ear a little bit. At this point you are IN - she will take you to the back seat of her car and **** you, make out with you in the hallway, whatever. Keep it spontaneous and passionate, and don't waste another SECOND.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If you "eat" her, you will be eating the sperm microbes of many men!!! I don't want you to die so no advice will be given!
 

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If you "eat" her, you will be eating the sperm microbes of many men!!! I don't want you to die so no advice will be given!
Hahaha where do you come up with this stuff PRL? Bible camp?
 

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LMS has a thing with eating salad. I've noticed the trend ! /topichijack
 
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