"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I Need Advice

CoolCat5191

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There is this girl named katie that sitting behind me in my second period biology class. Ive always known her but havent really spoken to her or have become friends. Her two other friends sit behind her which makes it tense for me to contact her. I sometimes turn around look her in the eyes and smile asking to borrow a pencil kindly and thats it. I wanted to know how i can become her boyfriend or just be friends. She is quite, hot, and preppy. Please help me
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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priz

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When she hands you the pencil say "Now can I stick this up your mighty black hole?" This will gauge her interest..thats all it takes. Then gently slide the pencil up her poom poom skirt, and begin to probe it. Eventually it'll loosen up, this is when you begin to get into it and let the badboy out. Try it and let us know how it goes.
 

piltad

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this is one thing that im really starting to piss me off about this site some of these guys are complete @ss if you don't have anything respective or helpful than shut your damn mouth im not saying that im the greatest DJ or anything and **** some of you might have more skills than me but im not going around here saying this kind of crap to people when in the hell will this ever work priz serousily thought this site was to help people not put them down or saying stupid sh!t that will never work im sorry for going after you priz but im going to bed and i read this one used you for an example

CoolCat if i wasn't so tired i would personalize this or give you an example but go read the DJ Bible look under conversation and Newbies i would read them and tell you what to read but im freaking tired if you don't no what the h3ll im talking aboutt scroll to the very bottom and there is the link if you still have probs after reading that then say something and i will try to help you as much as i can(try to involve her friends in the convo to have full attention on her then just pull it way keep her guessing and offbalance this usually makes them want it)

One thing that may solve everything is confidence get some while reading the bible then go out there and use it
 

Potbelly

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Yo cool cat, listed ot piltad. Start with the DJ bible, locating at the bottom of the main page.

flirt with her. think of it this way, if you had a pot of gold sitting there and there were 2 bums sitting around it....would you just turn away because two nasty homeless people were in your way???

HELL NO

you'd walk up in there and say, "hey guys. how's it going" then take your pot of gold and leave. same thing with her friends. intimidating? yeah. but it can be done.
 

Muphaser

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Or even better, Talk to her friends first,,, especially if they dirt, bro...Cos that'll like confuse her like
"why isn't he talking to me? He must be a real cool guy.. I would like to know why hes still not talking to be... HEY TALK TO ME"

Work her friends first, cos otherwise they can become obstacles and they'll have more power than you over her feelings, unless she gets obsessed (and you REALLY dont want that)

But yea, never be scared and if you feel yourself gettin nervous or anything before you turn round: Take a big breath, puff out your cheaks and blow out of the smallest hole you can. That jus chills out your whole body

Good luck bro
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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