"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i need advice fast!!

duke104

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a girl that i like just texted me saying all guys are stupid and how she feels like shes not good/pretty enough and all that stuff. I know this is leading up to the friend zone. What can I say to avoid that?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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theunflushables

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Don't respond. Or if you do tell her off for waking you up. (Even if you weren't asleep.) She's seeking unnecessary attention from you. Don't give in.
 

Relations

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Don't respond. Just go to sleep.
 

Slickster

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She wants to cry on your shoulder. You're right you are in the friendzone.

She says all guys are stupid then texts you and you are a guy. Pretty insulting because she either considers you a girlfriend or she doesn't mind insulting you.

If you have some balls you can send her a message to let her know you refuse to be her girlfriend.

Try this:

"Nice attitude, maybe you should call one of your girlfriends."

That should shock her a little. At least you won't have to deal with that bs anymore. Getting out of the friendzone isn't easy. You have to make a move and see where you stand.

Regardless of what happens at least you know and can move on.
 

Doc Freezy

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Tell her she isn't pretty enough. That'll get you outta that friend zone
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Phat

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" aslong as im by your side, you dont need anybody else in this cold hearted world, ill be your friend, your father, your boyfriend, and your guidance when in need, nobody has permission to make you feel bad except me for now on."

Then after shes like "ok"

Then be like " we should chill"

She will agree and shes yours for the abusin

But every one in a while you got to keep destroying her confidence again and then give her confidence.

This is how pimps make ho's need them.You give her the poison then sell her the solution. Then you give her the poison again, then sell her the solution.
 

Doc Freezy

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listen to her feelings as well, and be sympathetic. Definitely will get you into her pants.
 

Kailex

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Text her: "SS AFC is ready for orbital maneuvers"
 
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