I need a way to stay sharp!

[Çloud¤$trider]

Im 15yr old, like all of you go to highschool and having tons of difficulty with getting the ladies as well as going through highschool life. My problem is that I'm just too slow mantaly. I need to stay sharp. Is there anyway to develop a smart wit? Heres an example of me being slow on the spot.

B; hey back off i have a bf.
me: umm ok thats cool. (so slow, I should have said somthing like yea thats nice that your telling me about your problem but like i was saying....)

B: you are so gay/nerd.(saying in a funny sarcastic way.)
me: yea haha thats funny. (I can't develop a strong mind!)

I guess my prob. is that I'm not sharp enough to make a comeback right there on the spot. I would always being thinking out somthing to say as a comeback but nothing. So is there any way I can develop a smart, sharp wit?(Don't tell me to get out and socielize more becuase thats exactly what i do everyday At SCHOOL)

 

[chill]

at risk of sounding cliched: practice makes perfect. you really need to just hang out with chicks more often. oh, and it sounds like you need to get a little more onfidece. i recommend going through the bible and then going through the DJ bootcamp (trust me, it works).

 

[johnmich]

gay (im not)

If they say you are gay - messin or not

say: You are confusing me with ............ (a guy a lot of the girls like)

or: im not gay, how dare you call me gay. If you were a guy i would kick the crap outta you *storm off*

 

[Çloud¤$trider]

Originally posted by chill
at risk of sounding cliched: practice makes perfect. you really need to just hang out with chicks more often. oh, and it sounds like you need to get a little more onfidece. i recommend going through the bible and then going through the DJ bootcamp (trust me, it works).

Typical answer. I knew somebody would say somthing like this, but ok I guess I'll take that advice. The problem is I already read the whole bible, done the exercise, talk to people, talk to more people then talk some more. You misunderstood my question. As there is excersice to enchanced you muscle like bicep, tricep, chest ect. I was wondering if there is any exercise for the brain to stay sharp, at the peak, a smart wit. In fact I know there is an excersise for this I just dont know what it is.

 

[Zod]

To sharpen your wit theres nothing like just intentionally surrounding yourself with people to talk to all the time. The past 4-5 weeks schools been in, I've seen my conversation / wit skills increase dramatically. So just talk to people, get more comfortable with kino also.

As far as the whole gay thing, I'd say you can do any of the following:

- Just roll your eyes and continue on with the conversation like the person didn't say anything.

or

- say, "watch this", approach a girl, and attempt to get her #. Of course this will be a lot more effective if you actually do get the number. If you do get it, you can return to that person and say, "your turn". More than likely they will puss out and you can prove who the real 'gay' guy is. If you don't get the number, you can still tell the person to do it, but probably won't be as effective.

The second scenario may be a bit more difficult and may not always work based on your situation (in class).