"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I Need a smartass CF line for my myspace game

redspicyflag

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So I was gaming chicks online

myspace ya know

and this one hb7 responded back
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it is cute up.
and cute straight.
&&&& cute messy.

pictures sometimes suck. lol.

hows school?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Caramel
Date: Dec 3, 2007 8:16 PM


I think you'd look better with your hair up

:D
So I was like, damn girl you opened that fast
:D

but then

you are not my friend caramel.

i was wondering why she had a picture of a boy. i just though maybe her brother or boyfriend. um. okay. that was weird. i dont even know you. okay. BYE.
So anyone got any cf lines to help a brotha out?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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miba

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WTF? If you really need help from others to reply to some hussy on myspace that you don't know, you fail at life.
 

DJ Snake Eyes

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Damn, that was very harsh. I'm sorry man, I'd just let her know she's a real b!tch and forget about her.
 
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