Being a full time ZTIME can get rough once in a while. Juggling a career, a new startup company, working out, meditation, house, dogs, etc. doesn’t leave a lot of social time on the table. I really can’t complain though.
I worked late last night and decided to stop by my favorite neighborhood bar before going home. I wanted to see if there was any new talent hanging around.
The bar was a little light on talent, but I spotted a table of 4 ladies who were there watching the basketball game (one of them was wearing a Cav’s jersey). Approach was pretty simple. Walk up say “hi ladies, how’s the game going” (may not be the best opening line, but it works). 1 of them responds that it’s going ok but they think the Cav’s are going to lose. I reply with “Ohhh, that’s why she looks so angry” while pointing to the hottest one there wearing the Cav’s jersey. (LOW LEVEL HB6). A little small talk and an exit for ZTIME. I went to sit at the bar knowing that I really didn’t want to bone an HB6 (a little below my standards), or I may just have enough beer to make her an HB7.
So this 4 top of ladies starts leaning in toward each other and start chatting and looking over at me sitting at the bar. HB6 gets up and heads my way (funny, reminded me of a vulture breaking from formation). She asks if she can sit to which I oblige. She starts the normal banter of asking a **** load of questions while pretending to listen to the answers (let’s face it, she just wants svx, and I’m still not inebriated enough to pull it off). So I change course and start asking the questions.
Turns out HB6 and company are on vacation from up North. All have respectable jobs and all are MARRIED (Ohh, it gets better)! HB6 starts telling me how horrible her marriage is, how she hates her life, how she never has svx (it’s been over 2 years), and how she just needs a little excitement in life. She also tells me when she gets back up north she’s filing for divorce, so life will be about her and her daughter. Then she starts in with the flirty talk and the kino. (HAHA….an HB6 is trying to game ZTIME. WTF). Northern ladies are so aggressive! I was invited back to the house they’re renting, propositioned to go back to my place, and was promised “a night I’d never forget” (which is probably true after I puked in my mouth for boning a low 6). I wormed my way out of the situation: “Honey, I wish I could but it’s already late, and I’ve got a few meetings in the morning. How long you in town for”? “Till Monday” she said. “cool, give me your # and we’ll hook up”. Got a pen and napkin from the bartender (I wasn’t putting those digits in my phone), got the number and left.
One napkin in garbage can on the way out.
On the drive home I couldn’t help feeling bad for HB6’s sorry ass husband sitting at home watching his daughter as his wife is 400 miles away on a co*k hunt. I pictured this guy thinking that he was married to an honest, loving, HB10 who would never cheat on him. This whole situation really brought my respect level for women way down. It sucks to think that there are millions of women just like this one out there. I’m pretty sure that I’m never getting married!!
Do you guys deal with this a lot??
I worked late last night and decided to stop by my favorite neighborhood bar before going home. I wanted to see if there was any new talent hanging around.
The bar was a little light on talent, but I spotted a table of 4 ladies who were there watching the basketball game (one of them was wearing a Cav’s jersey). Approach was pretty simple. Walk up say “hi ladies, how’s the game going” (may not be the best opening line, but it works). 1 of them responds that it’s going ok but they think the Cav’s are going to lose. I reply with “Ohhh, that’s why she looks so angry” while pointing to the hottest one there wearing the Cav’s jersey. (LOW LEVEL HB6). A little small talk and an exit for ZTIME. I went to sit at the bar knowing that I really didn’t want to bone an HB6 (a little below my standards), or I may just have enough beer to make her an HB7.
So this 4 top of ladies starts leaning in toward each other and start chatting and looking over at me sitting at the bar. HB6 gets up and heads my way (funny, reminded me of a vulture breaking from formation). She asks if she can sit to which I oblige. She starts the normal banter of asking a **** load of questions while pretending to listen to the answers (let’s face it, she just wants svx, and I’m still not inebriated enough to pull it off). So I change course and start asking the questions.
Turns out HB6 and company are on vacation from up North. All have respectable jobs and all are MARRIED (Ohh, it gets better)! HB6 starts telling me how horrible her marriage is, how she hates her life, how she never has svx (it’s been over 2 years), and how she just needs a little excitement in life. She also tells me when she gets back up north she’s filing for divorce, so life will be about her and her daughter. Then she starts in with the flirty talk and the kino. (HAHA….an HB6 is trying to game ZTIME. WTF). Northern ladies are so aggressive! I was invited back to the house they’re renting, propositioned to go back to my place, and was promised “a night I’d never forget” (which is probably true after I puked in my mouth for boning a low 6). I wormed my way out of the situation: “Honey, I wish I could but it’s already late, and I’ve got a few meetings in the morning. How long you in town for”? “Till Monday” she said. “cool, give me your # and we’ll hook up”. Got a pen and napkin from the bartender (I wasn’t putting those digits in my phone), got the number and left.
One napkin in garbage can on the way out.
On the drive home I couldn’t help feeling bad for HB6’s sorry ass husband sitting at home watching his daughter as his wife is 400 miles away on a co*k hunt. I pictured this guy thinking that he was married to an honest, loving, HB10 who would never cheat on him. This whole situation really brought my respect level for women way down. It sucks to think that there are millions of women just like this one out there. I’m pretty sure that I’m never getting married!!
Do you guys deal with this a lot??
