"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i met some girl on myspace..might lose virginty to her

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its a bit of a story... so bear with moi

so i was on myspace one day and i get a friend request. i opened the profile and it was a hot girl!

she also sent me a message telling me shes from the UK and shes moving to Canada soon. she seemed like she wanted a friend so i got her to add me to msn.

now i need to break here, to give a little backstory about me.. im a virgin and im 24 (25 in a few weeks). and generally when i chat with girls i try to take a "nice guy" approach which has got me a lot of compliments with girls since i dont seem to want to only get in their pants. this works sometimes, but the girls i chat with are probably like a 6-7 out of 10. this girl is an 8..some might say 9.

so i figured "fvck it...im gonna be ****y...she lives thousands of miles away..ill probably never meet her...so who cares". and i basically was pretty sexual and made passes the entire time and she was eating it all up.

so we've been chatting hardcore pretty much anytime we're both online, sending tones of messages and emails to each other and we both clearly like each other. we've exchanged plenty of photos, and shes sent me a lot of nudes as well (perfect body), and frankly i feel shes way out of my league.

so now she has this impression of me that im a ****y confident guy, when in reality im not. And she plans on coming to Toronto in the next few weeks since shes moving to canada soon. Shes gonna travel accross the country first before the final move and we're going to spend time together.

and judging from all the conversation and hardcore flirting, we're going to rip each other's clothes off when we meet. my only fear is that we're going to be fooling around and possibly have sex and i wont be up to "par" since it will be my first time, and she comes off as experienced. i dont really care for my pleasure in this case, i just want to please her.

my question at this point is should i inform her that im a virgin...or just go for it and hope for the best, and maybe she wont notice. shes building up this impression of me which im fearing im not going to be able to live up to.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If she doesn't ask. Don't tell her. Why do you have lie when you don't really need to? If you don't want to tell her the truth, then throw in some C+F.

Personally, I would tell her the truth. But that's just because I'm me.

Btw, if she doesn't resemble the chick in the pictures she sent you. Forget about her completely bro. You don't need to get involved with someone who's deceiving.

Take it easy. Hope it all works out for ya!
 
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The first few times always suck but then it gets better. It wasn't until my 3rd time that I actually got over the barrage of bullsh1t thoughts in my head, such as am I good, please don't lose wood, etc., and was able to really enjoy myself.
 
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well we've cam'ed and she looks exactly like her pics. and we've talked on the phone..so i know shes a girl..i hope.

my question is basically should i tell her regradless of the talk of virginity coming up. i just dont want to fail the expectation she has of me
 
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If she's experienced, chances are she'll know you're a virgin. I think you should just tell her the truth. If she can't accept that, then she's not worth your time.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ok, think as if you´re a woman ok? A virgin.

What do you do when you first have sex? You take your clothes off, lie down, get in different positions the guy puts you in, even if its one position. So lets suppose you go on like this for 5 years. What do you have to do? Nothing, just move along. Women who do something, like I dunno, move their hips while she's on top by itself makes sex much better.

My point? I bet my ballsack that even if she's not a virgin, she is no better than you are.

This is what you do. After you take her clothes off, you lie her on the bed facing up. Then you lick and lick, clockwise etc, concentrating on the top part of her *****. And then you get your finger(s) inside. This hole is down, not on the top part of her *****. This will get you a sense of where her hole is, so that when you put her in the doggy position and start pouncing her, you know where to strike. When you turn her over, her ***** hole will be, obviously, now on the top part, near to her anus. Search for some cunnilingus info, that by itself will give her an orgasm. Which, by the way, she might as well have never had except for mbing.
 
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SamePendo said:
Ok, think as if you´re a woman ok? A virgin.

What do you do when you first have sex? You take your clothes off, lie down, get in different positions the guy puts you in, even if its one position. So lets suppose you go on like this for 5 years. What do you have to do? Nothing, just move along. Women who do something, like I dunno, move their hips while she's on top by itself makes sex much better.

My point? I bet my ballsack that even if she's not a virgin, she is no better than you are.

This is what you do. After you take her clothes off, you lie her on the bed facing up. Then you lick and lick, clockwise etc, concentrating on the top part of her *****. And then you get your finger(s) inside. This hole is down, not on the top part of her *****. This will get you a sense of where her hole is, so that when you put her in the doggy position and start pouncing her, you know where to strike. When you turn her over, her ***** hole will be, obviously, now on the top part, near to her anus. Search for some cunnilingus info, that by itself will give her an orgasm. Which, by the way, she might as well have never had except for mbing.
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I agree, you should win her over on the oral. Chances are if you do a good job on that part, how you do banging her shouldnt matter that much.
 
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Skydiver43127 said:
You might lose WHAT!? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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dude, pliz. dont tell me yu laughin at him cuz he's a virgin, as if yu where born not one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think you should give her a full body massage. This is also good foreplay if you are not sure you are going to get laid. Believe me there is no such thing as a sure thing, but I have never given a woman a full body massage (even clothed) and failed to get laid. It will also relax her and you. The tips about oral sex were also good. Here's another tip about oral sex. Spell letters of the alphabet or words when you are eating her out. Supposedly the same repetitive motions when giving a woman oral are numbing to her, so mix it up. Spelling words is much easier than remembering left, right, up, down, etc, plus it is fun.
 
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