"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I made my date pay for our lunch

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I made my date pay for our lunch bill of like $30 and she got all pissed off and called me cheap (my excuse was I left my atm card in my car, we went in her car). She starts saying that I'm the only guy that has done this to her and that all other guys usually pay for her stuff and open doors for her, all the others let her walk first...she says i do the total opposite that I'm a jerk, I'm cheap, I'm stingy, blah blah...but at the end of the day, I still got laid and she got her pvssy licked good that she wants to come back for more. She won't let me hit because in her car, its uncomfortable and she says my sh..t is too thick..... I dont know how much longer I can put up with this...her not letting me hit but only letting me eat her out. Any suggestions?

Should I change for her? haha i dont think i should ....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You didnt get no pusssy because you didnt pay your half of the bill stupid. And you said at the end of the date you got "laid". But then you said "she wont let you hit". You need to be honest with your self and stop tricking your mind and the people of the forum. And honestly your not a jerk. Your a tool. You try to be a jerk by not paying but now your to scared to stick your dicck in her. And even worse your her personal vigina licker. And your to needy to move on. Stop looking for a reason to stick around with her and cut her off. If she wanted your "big diick" so bad she would of stuffed that sucker in her pusssy by now. Im pretty sure shes holding the date against you.
 

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Instead of being complimented, I get a lot of haters.. Ha ha keep on hating..!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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according to feminism in the last 50 years, women are equal to men, they all have jobs just like men do, thus there should no longer be an expectation to be paid for - that's so damn hypocritical that it's not even funny!

make sure to always make the b1tch pay for your dates, its something known as macking (that's a step above being a player), and if anything, it only helps you get more p*ssy without spending any money!

The women who pay for you think of it this way - "well I payed for his cheap azz, I might as well get some sex out of it since I don't want this to be a waste of money"
 

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This guy just got a free lunch and you guys are acting like he did something wrong.

And when a girl says something like 'no guy has ever done that', its a massive compliment.

You clearly played it perfectly, you saved money and she is obsessed with you right now.
 

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909pua said:
I made my date pay for our lunch bill of like $30 and she got all pissed off and called me cheap (my excuse was I left my atm card in my car, we went in her car). She starts saying that I'm the only guy that has done this to her and that all other guys usually pay for her stuff and open doors for her, all the others let her walk first...she says i do the total opposite that I'm a jerk, I'm cheap, I'm stingy, blah blah...but at the end of the day, I still got laid and she got her pvssy licked good that she wants to come back for more. She won't let me hit because in her car, its uncomfortable and she says my sh..t is too thick..... I dont know how much longer I can put up with this...her not letting me hit but only letting me eat her out. Any suggestions?

Should I change for her? haha i dont think i should ....
why don't you take her to a place where you can hit then?

You didn't get laid if all you did was like her vag. did you even get head?

all im saying is isolate her. Take her to your house, her house, where ever. you can't get a chick to have sex with you if she is not comfortable
 

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909pua said:
I made my date pay for our lunch bill of like $30 and she got all pissed off and called me cheap (my excuse was I left my atm card in my car, we went in her car). She starts saying that I'm the only guy that has done this to her and that all other guys usually pay for her stuff and open doors for her, all the others let her walk first...she says i do the total opposite that I'm a jerk, I'm cheap, I'm stingy, blah blah...but at the end of the day, I still got laid and she got her pvssy licked good that she wants to come back for more. She won't let me hit because in her car, its uncomfortable and she says my sh..t is too thick..... I dont know how much longer I can put up with this...her not letting me hit but only letting me eat her out. Any suggestions?

Should I change for her? haha i dont think i should ....
what you mean you got 'laid' but she's not letting you hit?

Don't tell me she only let you lick her pussy without hitting it or without her returning the favor?
 

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So let me get this straight. She paid for lunch, and to return the favor, you gave her road head?

I guess we see who's wearing the pants in this relationship.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Alright let me get this straight. she didn't let me hit. I've actually hit it a bunch of times already, i've been fooling around with this girl for 10 months now. She compliments me on my licking skills that I'm the only guy that has made her get a good orgasm down there. She tells me as a person, this is her favorite thing about me. And no i didn't get laid after lunch, last time i hit it was about 3 weeks ago. We were in the park, it was all dark, and we laid sheets in the middle of the park, and i boned the crap out of her doggy style. She's telling me it hurts cause I'm big blah blah blah. Her excuse is she doesn't like boning in her car cause its umcomfortable and im thick... so if we are in her car, the most she will do is let me eat it. that's all. I couldn't get her to her house cause #1, it was lunch time and I had to get back to work after.

Hey Ease & RescueMission, thanks for the compliments. All these suckas are mad/pissed/hating cause they know can't pull sh#t off like i did...ha ha ... SUCKAS!
 

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909pua said:
Hey Ease & RescueMission, thanks for the compliments. All these suckas are mad/pissed/hating cause they know can't pull sh#t off like i did...ha ha ... SUCKAS!

So I am to guess you are some sort of king then?

My girl paid for my lunch yesterday and my dinners/ presents many times before. Big deal.

Get off the pedestal
 

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Hey Meteor Mash,

Don't put words in my mouth. I don't think I'm a king, does it say anywhere in the thread that I claim I am? I'm just here to tell people about this and instead of being congratulated, i'm being hated. All those saying negative comments, that's your problem. Ha ha... And no, this girl is not my girl. ...So keep hating suckas :crackup: , this is it for me, im not answering to anymore haters' comments...
 

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To the OP : as long as don't make a habit out of it , your good - you haven't done anything wrong by letting her pay - although it does come off as 'cheap' in her book, which IS justified.

However, that's the least of your worries. You've got a lady that's basically using you for her pleasure without giving back.

...Please tell me she at least gave you a bj...has she?





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Don Israel said:
To the OP : as long as don't make a habit out of it , your good - you haven't done anything wrong by letting her pay - although it does come off as 'cheap' in her book, which IS justified.

However, that's the least of your worries. You've got a lady that's basically using you for her pleasure without giving back.

...Please tell me she at least gave you a bj...has she?





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hey man this is gonna sound stupid but I'm not really into head. I never found a girl that gave me great head so maybe that's why I'm not into it. But almost every girl that gave me head ends up biting my sh#$....

And since I don't look forward to getting head, I never asked her so No she never did. I've just eaten her out and boned, that's it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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909pua said:
Alright let me get this straight. she didn't let me hit. I've actually hit it a bunch of times already, i've been fooling around with this girl for 10 months now. She compliments me on my licking skills that I'm the only guy that has made her get a good orgasm down there. She tells me as a person, this is her favorite thing about me. And no i didn't get laid after lunch, last time i hit it was about 3 weeks ago. We were in the park, it was all dark, and we laid sheets in the middle of the park, and i boned the crap out of her doggy style. She's telling me it hurts cause I'm big blah blah blah. Her excuse is she doesn't like boning in her car cause its umcomfortable and im thick... so if we are in her car, the most she will do is let me eat it. that's all. I couldn't get her to her house cause #1, it was lunch time and I had to get back to work after.

Hey Ease & RescueMission, thanks for the compliments. All these suckas are mad/pissed/hating cause they know can't pull sh#t off like i did...ha ha ... SUCKAS!
Oh. You've been messing around with her for almost a year and she paid for your lunch? And this is some kind of big accomplishment? You made it sound like it was early on in your "relationship."

Yeah, Romeo, if you've been banging a girl for a while, she damn well better buy you a meal every now and then. I haven't dated a girl yet who made me pay for EVERY meal we have. I don't throw money around like that.
 
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