"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I love spring and summer in NYC!

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Chicks all over the place tonight. Mini skirts, sun dresses, tight jeans, shorts. Chicks from all over. Spring and Summer are the two best seasons for seeing hot chicks wearing revealing clothing.

If you live in a less populated area. Try to move to NYC.

On a side note. Friends and I passed Valerie Bertinelli on the street. She looks old as heck and is not what she used to be.

Last time saw Sandra Bernhard as we walked past her with some kid. Probably adopted. Yuck.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Where exactly were you that you saw Valerie Bertinelli? But yeah, NYC in the warm weather seasons is the śhit.
 
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VladPatton said:
Where exactly were you that you saw Valerie Bertinelli? But yeah, NYC in the warm weather seasons is the śhit.
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SoHo. Went out to eat at a nice Italian hole in the wall restaurant. Food was fantastic. They all spoke Italian. Outside hot azz walking all over. Leather pants or whatever that leather looking material is. Mini skirts etc. Drove all over. Next week hitting up Robertas in Brooklyn for pizza. Got the best rating in NYC.

Been to several of the best already. Saw Paulie Malignaggi three years ago right outside Lucalis in Brooklyn. That place is great.

Especially in summer we're all over NYC acting like lunatics. Juniors in Brooklyn. Queens etc. Azz all over.
 
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