"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I love my job

Magma

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I work as a tower rigger. The pay is fantastic and I install and disassemble AM/FM/Cell towers of varying heights (100m - 300m, 300ft - 900ft). I get the best views in the world from 800 ft. Just got back from a job where we had to take a snowcat to the top of the mountain and remove an FM antenna that burned up.

The job was easy and only took us a couple of hours. Me and my buddy (whom I work with) brought our skis with us and we made (what we both believe) to be a first descent on skis of this mountain after the work was done. A snowcat ride to the top of a mountain, get a couple hundred feet up in the air, remove an antenna, and bag a first descent. All in a day's work!


Kind of a brag post I guess. Different towns and different women combined with these types of opportunities and great pay makes it damn near a dream job. This job owns...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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