"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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garruk

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about 5 minutess ago(4:10AM) my neighbor, a HB8 walked into my room and woke me up, said sh!t than ran to the bathroom. closed the door and yakked or showered or something. i went outside to see what was going on and she came with just a bra (no panties).

lollll. she stood there for about 5 seconds while i finished a cigarette i was smoking while waiting to see who the he!! was the bathroom. then we went into the lving room where she continued to stand there confused (still naked). while im asking if shes alright she just stands there confused and naked. a good 10 or 15 seconds later im liek do you need a cigarette? (she smokes). she declines, im like do you want to put some pants on? and shes like walks out just as one of my roommates comes from a party.

just thought id share this funny story with you. i realize it might not be as funny reading this but im wide awake now and wanted share.


what would you guys have done? and what should i say to her tomorrow? ill probably just laugh at her and ask her if she remembers anything becuase she must have been MESSED UP. drunk or on some sort of drugs.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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comic_relief

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cool story bro, why didn't you try to bang her?

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garruk

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comic_relief said:
cool story bro, why didn't you try to bang her?

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in retrospect, i totally regret not trying. but i was just taken aback and trying to react. also it was really late and i was still sleepy.
 

comic_relief

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garruk said:
in retrospect, i totally regret not trying. but i was just taken aback and trying to react. also it was really late and i was still sleepy.
Understandable, I would be "taken aback" as well. I think you need to be on your game and understand what is going on. Plus she was probably on something if she was acting like that.

- comic_relief
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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BwanaKuu

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Sounds like she was really, really drunk. Probably a good idea to stay away, could have been messy (not in the good way) if you tried anything.
 
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