"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I LOL'd when I read this
- Thread starter redspicyflag
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Who??? Who would let air out of tires?? What son of a b1tch would do that??? When you see a lady asleep under an SUV, who the fvck would let the air out of the tires???!!!! Who??? Who knew she's fat and would get trapped??? Holly sh1t!!!!!
The other funny thing to do would be to trankvalize the b1tch, load her into the SUV, and drive her to las vegas and leave her on the strip..
The other funny thing to do would be to trankvalize the b1tch, load her into the SUV, and drive her to las vegas and leave her on the strip..
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Master Don Juan
I got 20 bucks that says it was the husband...Mr. Wolf said:
