"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I LOL'd when I read this

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PITTSBURGH -- Rescue crews freed a woman trapped under a sport utility vehicle in Brookline late Monday morning.

Police said the woman, whose name has not been released, feared her husband was cheating on her. They said she went to spy on him by crawling under an SUV outside her husband’s alleged girlfriend’s house in the 1300 block of Oakridge Street.

She apparently fell asleep under the vehicle and became trapped after someone let the air out of the tires.

Ray Ludchak was working on the house next door when he heard the woman’s cries for help. "I peered down to see a body beneath a vehicle," said Ludchak.

The couple has been married for 26 years. The woman was taken into custody to undergo a mental health evaluation.

Police are trying to determine who let the air out of the tires. So far, no charges have been filed.
http://www.wpxi.com/news/14342073/detail.html?rss=burg&psp=news

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Who??? Who would let air out of tires?? What son of a b1tch would do that??? When you see a lady asleep under an SUV, who the fvck would let the air out of the tires???!!!! Who??? Who knew she's fat and would get trapped??? Holly sh1t!!!!!


The other funny thing to do would be to trankvalize the b1tch, load her into the SUV, and drive her to las vegas and leave her on the strip..
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
Who??? Who would let air out of tires?? What son of a b1tch would do that??? When you see a lady asleep under an SUV, who the fvck would let the air out of the tires???!!!! Who??? Who knew she's fat and would get trapped??? Holly sh1t!!!!!


The other funny thing to do would be to trankvalize the b1tch, load her into the SUV, and drive her to las vegas and leave her on the strip..
I got 20 bucks that says it was the husband... :D
 

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haha... Who would hide under a car, and then fall asleep??? lol. A near-darwin award...
 
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