"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hendrix

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For starters I'm 15, and was at this school dance when I saw this fine chick named Jenna ..like Jenna Jameson. Anyways i talked to this dude standing next to her and a couple other girls, but never really got to talking or dancing with jenna herself. So I get my bud to give me her number, because she left early from the mixer and i was actually trying to find her. Anyways I get her AIM and talk to her on the internet and she sounds awesome, we chatted for like an hour and she told me all these dirty little stories XD, well, I got the best out of her, and she sais she loves Ganja, so I figured, why not pick some up and invite her over. But as far as she knows I just want a friend and to possibly toke up with, anyways I really dig her, she's fine, though I haven't really talked to her in person i think she remembers me, she goes to another school, we're freshamn. Where do I go from here? Do I ask for her number over the net and ask her to come over and puff a thing or two..:) as she told me she just treated someone the other day...tho shes def not a slut, but shes got peirced nipples, so im all over her, but I play it cool. What should I do, should I just keep talking to her on AIM and ask for her number and call her to hang out :confused: :cool: I'm pretty confident that I can manage this, but I'm sure you Don Juan's have more experience, what do I do with this little girl? :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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From my experience, and from the experience of other, AIM is consitered a necessisary evil. Most advise against talking to any prospects on AIM and to only talk on the phone or in person. I too try not to talk to chicks on AIM. It causes alot of problems because it is just writing and there is no emotion. I say find her and tell her to give you her number.
 

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Get your bud, get on AIM, tell her you just bought a sack, and ask if she wants to smoke a bowl. If she says yes, get her number and call her up. Figure out where you n her are gonna meet etc...go do it, and apply normal DJ techniques while you're chillin with her. Easy.
 

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Would it be too invitational to invite her to my house, mom and all could be in the house....whats a good spot to meet to hang out and do something like this?
 

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fvck AIM dude, you're in highschool and have nothing to lose. chatting online with chicks is for *****es.

tell her you got some bud and want to smoke her down, she'll get the munchies and want to suck you off.

btw, if she's 15 and has her nipples pierced...she's been nailed a time or two bro
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah, I'm sure she'd been had once or twice, she sais she gave a handjob a couple days ago..but I'm all for that if she wants to come smoke a bowl with me and treat me :) The 99c question is do I invite her to my house on a saturday night, with my mom wandering around...smoke the bowl outside maybe, somewhere safe, and then come back to my house, or would that seem too obvious...I'm thinking i IM her and ask her if she wants to come over and smoke a bowl and when she does we'll lock up in my bathroom and smoke so my mom wont tell...then let the fun begin? help guys this is like a day away.
 

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Avoid toking in the house. If you get caught you and her are going nowhere, and you're both screwed.

I would meet up with her somewhere safe near your house and smoke there, then go for a little walk and throw some C+F into the mix, when you've aired out you can head home if you want, hopefully your mom'll leave you alone while you've got a chick around.

Same DJ rules apply, just don't get caught.
 

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I used to live in Cali, right now Saint Louis. What's C&F stand for? Right now she's not on the internet, and I'm afraid she might get mad if I call her from her number my friend kyle gave me. What do i do in the meantime from now on and saturday? I'm trying to find a good place to smoke...bad thing is that there's lots of cops and nosey neighbors around here, and I don't have a car yet. How can I get a hold of her and tell her Im gonna smoke her? :p
 
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