"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I like older woman(cougars etc) I dont think thats a problem?

tomcat2007

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Guys this is more for your opinion then advice and is more of me stating the obvious(lol). Is it wrong(not morally) for a younger guy to be attracted to an older woman.(Say cougar status-30-40 chics.) Dont get me wrong, I like chics I own age and younger(27 male here) but I find older chics are damn straight up front with me,(no head games,) are fun to hang out with, some have nice bodies(racks, tush etc). I also made out with a couple and got to second base with another. I dont feel any shame. Should I?(lol). I am not exactly the youngest male in the park either. Later.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dadmonson

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Nothing is wrong. You just have a thing for pancake saggy titties.
 

fresh_to_death

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I prefer to hang out with older women also. They are always more than willing to have a good time and have no hang ups about wanting penis.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AKA FLEX

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Agreed 100%. Not only are older chicks better and more uninhibited in bed, they come with about 10% of the baggage you get with 21-30 year old women. No games, no BS, just good times and good sex.
 

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I LOVE older women...but most older women dont go for me because I am TOO young (20)...but I am always going after the mommies.
 
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tomcat2007 said:
Guys this is more for your opinion then advice and is more of me stating the obvious(lol). Is it wrong(not morally) for a younger guy to be attracted to an older woman.(Say cougar status-30-40 chics.) Dont get me wrong, I like chics I own age and younger(27 male here) but I find older chics are damn straight up front with me,(no head games,) are fun to hang out with, some have nice bodies(racks, tush etc). I also made out with a couple and got to second base with another. I dont feel any shame. Should I?(lol). I am not exactly the youngest male in the park either. Later.

My new plate is 36 and I'm loving it! Older women sure know how to put a smile on your face. Nothing wrong with it at all, and no head games and drama free so far.

And she's not a milf no kids and no marriage.. I wonder why, I never even asked.
 
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