"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I left a place without paying

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Long story short it was a public event to discuss a topic, basically they gave us few bottles of cheap wine for all and low amounts of junk food, some kind of appetizer we may say.

Then the bill came at 15 euros each, I didnt drink anything nor ate since Im trying to stay in shape.

They probably spent 2-3 euros to provide the goods, 7 euros gain for the place and 5 for the organizers.

So I decided that I was not goint to be robbed, I mean I would have dropped a fair price for what we got, lets say 5 euros even not consuming anything available but 15 euros...for **** sake I can get a dinner for that.

I just dressed up and left the place as everything was fine.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Vantagepoint34

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I once walked into a pac sun. Clothing store and they gave me four boxes of C4 pre workout. The best perks for getting the girl at the front desk liking you is getting free stuff. Not too off topic here.
 

taiyuu_otoko

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When I was very young I was with my dad and his buddies in this truck stop diner.

We had just arrived in town that afternoon for a hunting trip, and were staying at a nearby motel.

All the adults were grumbling about how crappy and slow the service was, so we left without paying.

I thought it was awesome. I felt like a criminal. We even had a bunch of guns back in the motel.

But then one of them went and paid the next morning.

That was my first experience of dining and dashing.
 

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I knew a dweeb once that dined out with two of his male ‘friends’. After dinner they used the restroom excuse to ditch him and he got stuck with the bill.
Do not be either kind of man. Pay for what you consume whether it’s good or bad, learn a lesson, don’t expect others to pay, and register any service displeasure in the tip amount.
 
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Sho-No-Luv

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Off-topic:

When i was younger, females used to always give me free food. Actually it happened again last Tuesday, but it was more complimentary for the bad service i had experienced beforehand.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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backseatjuan

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So fvck good for you! Wtf you are nervous about?

I'm here wondering what age I look and can say that I am, I don't know, I'm 36, may I say I am 27? Because I like young girls, 17 and like that, and they get freaked out when I say I'm 36. One 18 year old even said she won't merry me cuz I'm old! It's discrimination at its finest.
 
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