I learned an important lesson last night

[calvran]

Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

 

[tx_xp]

Originally posted by calvran
Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

Damn

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by calvran
Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[RawkinKaoticStyle]

holy shyt

 

[Eternal]

Geez, that must have sucked...oh wait...

 

[Jango_Xavier]

Calvran that is so true Í had one a few years back actually it feels worse than a cheese grater.
Here's some advice for guys who's gonna get a bj from a girl with braces = DONT DO IT YOU IDIOTS

 

[Sax God]

I actually got one from this girl that not only had braces, but she had a metal spacer in the roof of her mouth to widen her top row of teeth. That thing hurt. I thought my Richard had been cut off.

 

[PiHiPlaya]

yeah, adam corolla said it best


There's no point of sticking your Penis into a Beartrap

 

[calvran]

Originally posted by Jango_Xavier
Calvran that is so true Í had one a few years back actually it feels worse than a cheese grater.

Jango_Xavier I'm sorry, but it must be asked. How do you know what the cheesegrater feels like to know that the braces are worse?
I've heard of some sick fetishes, but geez, that's just wrong.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by calvran
Jango_Xavier I'm sorry, but it must be asked. How do you know what the cheesegrater feels like to know that the braces are worse?
I've heard of some sick fetishes, but geez, that's just wrong.

This is the point where I have to ask the same question...you stated "is like masturbating with a cheesegrater." Looks like someone has some explaining to do.

 

[digitalrat]

ahhhh, thats just wrong.

 

[NYC Dude]

I'm going to keep this in mind, because even though I haven't done that with a cheese grater I can imagine that it would hurt.

 

[calvran]

It's like masturbating with a cheesegrater because in both cases, you're rubbing sharp metal designed to cut (Braces are designed to cut your flesh, don't ever let the orthodontist tell you otherwise!) against your ****. Which hurts.

I didn't need to masturbate with a cheesegrater to find that out.

...
Not that it stopped me from trying or anything though...

 

[drixsa]

ok unless a girl has something on the inside of her mouth,like a spacer or a permanent retainer, there should be no problem in recieving oral sex.

only her lips, the ends of her teeth( at most), her inner cheeks(of her mouth) and her tounge should be touching your soldier

if somehow your **** gets stuck in her braces or she gives yu a quick, sharp, unpleasent feeling she is not giving proper and enjoyable oral sex

please educate your mate on what you like so that she can better service you.

 

[Titus]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MAN! Unglaublich! Calvran, *Titus slaps Calvran on the back* that was GOOD!

 

[Sato21m]

lmao .ahhahahahahahahahha thats ****ed up lo

 

[Fey the Girl]

yup

Originally posted by calvran
It's like masturbating with a cheesegrater because in both cases, you're rubbing sharp metal designed to cut (Braces are designed to cut your flesh, don't ever let the orthodontist tell you otherwise!) against your ****. Which hurts.

I didn't need to masturbate with a cheesegrater to find that out.

...
Not that it stopped me from trying or anything though...

^I agree with you, she must have been doing something wrong.

 

[oreo_renegade]

Re: yup

Originally posted by Fey the Girl
^I agree with you, she must have been doing something wrong.

Yeah... the post you quoted wasnt the one that talks about giving head the wrong way


Thought I should point it out to the newbie

 

[Fey the Girl]

^I really thought I quoted the right reply
uh uh not good

 

[isotope]

you should data a chick with dentures, have her take them out... ah sweet softness