"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I know too much about my GF's past !

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Pugsley_f5
"And this one time at Bandcamp......"

I say NEXT!!!!
I agree. Say NEXT and remember to move on whenever a woman wants to tell you about her past. If you're lucky you will never have to confront your feelings of inadequacy about being with a woman more experienced than you.
 

smooth_as_silk

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The worst hos are the ones keeping their mouths zipped...

Anyways, next this one for daring to talk too much crap. Big and dirty mouths are to be avoided at all costs
 
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