"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I know this sounds ridiculous

Chipmonkey

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But whenever I look directly into the sun, I sneeze.

Is it just me?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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whenever i look directly into the sun i go blind.

is it just me?
 

Serialized3

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Chipmonkey said:
But whenever I look directly into the sun, I sneeze.

Is it just me?
Nah, In one of my evo classes in undergrad the professor was explaining that people can be allergic to all kinds of random stuff, solar light being one of them. When I get my face wet, my nose starts running. It's strange.
 

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Chipmonkey said:
But whenever I look directly into the sun, I sneeze.

Is it just me?
LOL, I have the same problem. Hate that.
 

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I've always heard that when you have to sneeze that if you look at the sun you won't anymore.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chipmonkey said:
But whenever I look directly into the sun, I sneeze.

Is it just me?
me too

http://madsci.org/posts/archives/aug97/865380242.Me.r.html

the sun does not make most people sneeze. The best estimates are that only about 25% of people (i.e. 1 in 4) are sun-sneezers, and even sun-sneezers don’t do it most of the time. Other studies suggest that sun-sneezers might have inherited the trait in a dominant fashion from their parents (which means that if only one parent was a sneezer, they would pass the trait on to half of their kids). The problem with these estimates is that they generally rely on asking people if they sun-sneeze, and if their parents do. This is VERY unreliable. People who sun-sneeze tend to assume everyone does, and people who don’t sun-sneeze have often never even considered the possibility!!
 
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