"I know this guy who is 5'1 who's............

[jcap]

Freaken losers,

I know this 5'2 guy who is the mack of all macks

I know this 5'0 guy who bangs super models like christiania andererson

I know this 4'9 guy who like looks like the troll of death and my gf sucked him off.


I know this 5'6 guy who beats me in everything

I know this 5'4 guy who has this big thing who gets ALL the girls I WISH I can get


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you guys sure know a lot of 5 feet guys , and they kick your ass too
, If that doesn't say a lot about you people, I don't know what does.
Whens the next time you'll be going to that 5'3 guys house to rub his toes?
Or touch his fingers to admire his beautiful thighs.





Bunch of 5'3 worshipers. I dunno whats up with this line, I see this in EVERY THREAD. Make me laugh every single time.




To contionue... I know this 5'3 guy who was an amazing internet poster. He was just amazing. All the female internet posters were in awe of him, I dunno he was 5'3, Do you know him ? I dunno , you know? I just don't know......... I hope understand one day! I still don't know!!!!!! He was 5'3!


He was 5'3 man!

Amazing man

 

[betterthandead]

welcome to sosuave, it's alright if your penis is 3 inches or you're 5' 5".

Aim the highest you can go.

 

[nando]

u mad?

 

[Jeffst1980]

wow, that was coherent...

 

[nightcrawler]

The only short guy who can be considered a mack is Tom Cruise.

Other than that, I know plenty of short, otherwise super attractive guys who still get nothing.

I think we should all commit mass suicide. We'll never have anything to look forward to in life.

OR instead we could severely hurt all the tall *******s THEN kill ourselves.

If we suffer, they gotta suffer too

 

[TheBaconator]

The only short guy who can be considered a mack is Tom Cruise.

Other than that, I know plenty of short, otherwise super attractive guys who still get nothing.

I think we should all commit mass suicide. We'll never have anything to look forward to in life.

What about Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino? Both are shorter then Cruise.

 

[Dole]

Consider dating asian girls. Most are petit and like non asian guys, they have a thing for white, black and spanish guys. Where I live they do anyways. So if you are 5'3 and are descent looking, find your self a 5'0 asian girl.:cheer:

 

[Groovy]

DON'T BELIEVE IN THESE IDIOTS!!

All the people who say looks matter everything are the ones who are ALWAYS online...

These are all week people with no experience... Who don't know **** about anything. Are you going to belive in them?! If so, you'll end up where they are now. (Not too happy!)

Losers!

Go out guys.

You'll see tall guys with girls, and if you think that these guys are dating the girls because they are tall... It's because you're not smart to see anything else.

Then you'll see short guys without girls, and you'll assume that their height is the only reason they aren't getting any.

If you listen to these guys... Then you're going to life the rest of your life where the masses live them...

At your pc's!

In the meanwhile, some people (the ones who don't settle for nothing) are going to go out there and you'll see who will get the chicks...

You're going to see that all the people with girls have more then good looks or height...

But if you keep reading these ideas you aren't going no where.

Go out and find out for yourself... If SOME short guys can, why can't you too? The proof is that there are single tall guys with no chicks, and short guys with cute girls.

A funny thing about life- if you don't settle for anything but the best, you often end up getting it.

Of course if you think you are forever doomed because of your height... I feel bad! One more idiot on the world!

It's funny people stopped giving tips and started discouraging and flaming each other.

 

[nightcrawler]

you're 16 gtfo.

 

[Python]

Harsh for short dudes, feel sorry for ya, yeah im about an inch and a bit over average and regularly get pinched on the ass in clubs even though im slightly ugly.

 

[Groovy]

Sure. Blue pill it is. :crazy:

Keep going crazy whining. Haha!

 

[up_an_up]

height shouldnt matter at all. I KNOW for a FACT there are girls out there who like short guys. Dont forget, there are short girls out there too.....

Al Pacino is one of the coolest guys ever and he is.........5'6
Joe Pesci is a badass and he is .....5'4
Tom Cruise.....5'7
Ja Rule.....5'6
Jospeh Stalin....5'4-5'7

accept you are not tall. Being short isnt a negative aspect.

 

[Dole]

height shouldnt matter at all. I KNOW for a FACT there are girls out there who like short guys. Dont forget, there are short girls out there too.....

Al Pacino is one of the coolest guys ever and he is.........5'6
Joe Pesci is a badass and he is .....5'4
Tom Cruise.....5'7
Ja Rule.....5'6
Jospeh Stalin....5'4-5'7

accept you are not tall. Being short isnt a negative aspect.

So was Napoleon Bonaparte, surely there is more but Napoleo is probably the most influential short man in history.


Main article: Napoleon complex
British propaganda of the time depicted Napoleon as of smaller than average height and the image of him as a small man persists. However, the French inch of the time equalled 2.7 centimetres, whilst the Imperial inch is 2.54 centimeters.[106] According to contemporary sources, he grew to just under 1.7 m as an adult, around average height for a Frenchman at the time.[107] Napoleon's nickname of le petit caporal has added to the confusion, as non-Francophones have mistakenly interpreted petit by its literal meaning of "small". In fact, it is an affectionate term reflecting on his camaraderie with ordinary soldiers.[108] Whether truly short or not, Napoleon's name has been lent to the Napoleon complex, a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex. - wikipedia

 

[I'm Charming]

The only short guy who can be considered a mack is Tom Cruise.

Other than that, I know plenty of short, otherwise super attractive guys who still get nothing.

I think we should all commit mass suicide. We'll never have anything to look forward to in life.

Hahahahahahaha, seriously, why do you bother, get real :crackup:

 

[Erasmus]

Wow, jcap, that's seriously an atrocious argument. You're surprised that many different people, widely separated geographically know *at least* one really short guy that's good with women? I know many people that are good with women. Some of them are short. Admittedly, not as many as there are tall guys that are good with women, but they do exist. I'm sure that most people out there who have gone to university or lived in a dormitory or know a lot of people can say the same. And that simple fact is the proof that all the people on here whining about being short are doing just that -- whining.

 

[OrangeCrusader]

It's another excuse/reason for not doing well. Sort of saying 'well I'm good with everything else, must be my height/weight/inverted penis' when they don't want to admit any other weaknesses to themselves, when obviously insecurity is one.

Yes, height CAN be a disadvantage, but it'll only affect you as much as you let it.

 

[Telos]

Just because you know some people that "get more than you" doesn't mean they are master Don Juan's. This whole thread is stupid.

 

[Python]

Wutang, I personnaly know a guy who is a good few inches shorter than you has a HB9 GF (for long time). So your not in a position where its impossible to find a girl.

What I do think your issue is - that you feel that taller guys have it made, while you dont. We have an advantage but thats it. You look at taller guys closely and you'll see you are advantaged over them in other ways.

If you feel so strongly over an inch - why not stuff your shoe heel and see if it makes a difference in clubs. When you see it has little affect you'll feel better.

 

[nightcrawler]

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I will also say, almost all college drug dealers are short dudes, often times short fat dudes. It's a way of getting back at the tall guys who are out getting laid and getting high/partying.

I agree with this. Also most burn outs and losers are short.

 

[DJCT]

I LOVE it when you guys come up with reason after reason after reason after reason of why you can't get girls. "I'm too short, I'm too ugly, I have a tiny pecker, I don't have any hair, I don't have any money, my face isn't symmetrical, I don't have a car, I look too young" and whatever else you can imagine. With guys like you around shooting yourselves in the foot at every turn, the bar is so ridiculously low for getting girls it is LAUGHABLE. Guys like you basically make it easier for the rest of us to get with girls.

FACT: If you simply approach women with a modicum of confidence and don't do anything blatantly stupid, you will have success sooner rather than later.

90% of the guys that post to this site are POSERS that have no idea what they are talking about. Then they come here every day and post things like "I nailed this HB9 in da' club, I'm a st8 up pimp yo ROTFLMAO" - OR - they rationalize all the reasons they didn't approach, didn't escalate and didn't close - OR - they spend all their time spinning dumbazz theories that have no basis in the real world.

You guys and the idiotic threads you post like this are the ones that drag this site down for the rest of us.