"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I know a guy that's going to Vietnam to marry a girl he just met online.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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theSpeculator

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Originally posted by penkitten
how does your friend know they will even have that spark for each other?
To be honest I don't think he even knows. He's the type of guy that will do stupid things without thinking it through at first.

Originally posted by MacAvoy
For a couple years she has to do what he says. If not, he call just call the INS on her azz and say they divorced and she just wanted a card. They'll boot her azz. Will be enuff to keep her inline for a couple years, till shes naturalized.
I heard that there is a hole in the system that says she can claim spousal abuse from him and be allow to stay in the country if they divorce. This was what happen to my uncle and his wife. In the end she tried to claim abuse and got to stay in the country.
 

DJohnson

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Cut his testicles off, he clearly does not use them.

Originally posted by theSpeculator
I have this friend that's that biggest AFC I have ever met. He's pretty much clueless about girls in general. What's interesting is that he thinks he have skills because he learned a thing or two about how to pick up chicks. But once I tried to introduce him to some girls and he was too shy to talk to her.

Anyway he has a big asian fetish especially for vietnamese girls. He went on some vietnamese dating website and met a girl from vietnam and ask her to marry him. He basically only known her for one week before proposing. I think this is a dumb life decision he has made.

What's really funny is the reasons why he is getting marry. According to him he wants a "vietnamese wife because he wants a housewife that will cook and clean for him all day." He says that "vietnamese women are the highest quality women in the world because they cook very good vietnamese food." He loves to eat vietnamese food. He even went on the internet to do research that justify his judgement that compare to US marriages, US-foreign marriages has a lower divorce rate.

In my opinion I think this guy is pretty dumb. I tried to talk some sense into him for a while in the beginning. But now I'm getting tired of him not listening. So I decided to let him do what he wants to do.

What do you all think about this guy getting marry to foreign girl he only known for a week?
 

PoloBlue

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the Vietnamese lady will try to get citizenship, then she will sponsor other members of the family in Vietnam to immigrate to the USA, she's using him to help uplift her family out of poverty
that is the main reason they marry Americans, she will also send money back to Vietnam to support her parents and others
 
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