"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I know a guy that's going to Vietnam to marry a girl he just met online.

theSpeculator

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I have this friend that's that biggest AFC I have ever met. He's pretty much clueless about girls in general. What's interesting is that he thinks he have skills because he learned a thing or two about how to pick up chicks. But once I tried to introduce him to some girls and he was too shy to talk to her.

Anyway he has a big asian fetish especially for vietnamese girls. He went on some vietnamese dating website and met a girl from vietnam and ask her to marry him. He basically only known her for one week before proposing. I think this is a dumb life decision he has made.

What's really funny is the reasons why he is getting marry. According to him he wants a "vietnamese wife because he wants a housewife that will cook and clean for him all day." He says that "vietnamese women are the highest quality women in the world because they cook very good vietnamese food." He loves to eat vietnamese food. He even went on the internet to do research that justify his judgement that compare to US marriages, US-foreign marriages has a lower divorce rate.

In my opinion I think this guy is pretty dumb. I tried to talk some sense into him for a while in the beginning. But now I'm getting tired of him not listening. So I decided to let him do what he wants to do.

What do you all think about this guy getting marry to foreign girl he only known for a week?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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frivolousz21

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Got to be carfull there, even tho they are of "better quality" most of the once looking for a husband online are looking for a "VISA" and a "CITIZEN SHIP" In a better country (hubby with a lot fo money goes with out saying)
 

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thats what happens when you watch to much anime.
 

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IMO, your friend has the right idea about foreign wives making better housewives. In fact, I'll probably do the same thing someday(albeit, not Vietnamese). The only problem is the way in which he's doing it. Yes, he's very naive for proposing to a girl he met on the internet(for one week). I think it would be better to go to your country of choice. Study the language before you go, then live there for a year and try to find yourself something. Make sure she's not psycho. Don't tell her that you plan to bring her back to the U.S./Canada! That way you'll be able to weed out the ones that just want to use you for citizenship. Start dropping the hints about moving back when you're 100% sure she's not one of those women. Maybe right before you propose to her or something.

Maybe if your friend is lucky he'll get the "love you long time girl" from full metal jacket! How awesome would that be?! Except she's probably 75 by now and the only english she knows is probably that one sentance.

That would be awesome. "XXXX do you take Loveyoulongtimegirl to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do"

"Loveyoulongtimegirl, do you take XXXX to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I love you long tiiimmme!"

"Okay that's enough, shutup. I know pronounce you..."

"Suckee suckeee!! Five Dolllaaaaaa!!!"

"Jesus christ, just finish the ceremony man! She's trying to speak english again!"

"Husband and wife you may kiss the whor...uh, bride"

*kissing*

"mmmm...suckee suckee"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Me and my friend are pretty much just laughing at him for this.

spider_007, I already warned him about those foreign girls that wants a visa. A few other people also warn him about it too. I think he is ignoring it. I think the girl is playing him for real. The girl is about an 8 IMO, which raise my suspicion about her.

He told me he is already in love with her. I feel sorry for him, but there's nothing much I can do to change his mind. Some people just have to learn the hard way.
 

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Love is a powerfull thing and untill he hits his head against the wall notting is gona convince him any different
 

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Love is a powerfull thing and untill he hits his head against the wall notting is gona convince him any different

you cannot fall in love in 1 week with someone uve never seen
 

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I think if I ever have to resort to this, I'm going Russian. There is a bigger market for Russian mail-order brides than any other nationality of women, better selection, plus I kinda like them anyway.
 

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Just to add something positive here, it is true that foreign girls are much better than american, they are not as bit-chy, aren't trying to be so dam-n independent, and don't need a cell phone strapped to their head the whole fu-cking day. Is it me or is this "female independence" shi-t really fu-cking us guys over... think about it, they are trying to be our equals and that is just not how they were designed. Pretty soon they will all probably create their own dam-n sperm from stem cells and resort to les-bianism. It pis-ses me off how this country is ending up.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Track your friend down within the next 24 hours.

Kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Rip up his plane tickets to Vietnam.
Destroy his computer.

Twenty years from now he'll realize that the temporarily excruciating pain and loss of plane ticket $$ and computer you caused him was far better than marrying someone he doesn't really know, finding out he hates her/she hates him, going through a divorce, recovering from the breakup, and trying to get back in the game.

Seriously, do this stuff. I'm really not kidding. You would be saving his life.
 

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Tie him up, put him in a trunk and knock him out. After that dress up as god and tell him hes died, AFTER you take him to a remote location. Then you shall procede to tell him the error of his ways and threathen him to eternal damnation if he doesnt change. Then knock him the fu*k out again and go home and drink some beer.
 

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I love azn wh0res just as much as the next guy, but this dude is nutz.

Sounds like he hasn't gotten any sucky sucky in long time... :crackup:
 

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For a couple years she has to do what he says. If not, he call just call the INS on her azz and say they divorced and she just wanted a card. They'll boot her azz. Will be enuff to keep her inline for a couple years, till shes naturalized.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Joe The Homophobe

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why is your friend dumb for marrying that chick? I would say your friend is dumb if he were getting married to an american chick!

the vietnam chick has to do everything he says for a couple of years as you said or he can boot her out, so this aint dumb this sounds like a good deal to me. If she all of a sudden turns Americanized he can just boot her out!
 

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Dude, there is a huge cultural difference between Asian and North-America. What's going to happen is that you friend will probably end up supporting her entire ****ing family. Then when the 'grace' period is over, and she's got her Green Card, she'll drop him like a turd.
 

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HEY GUYS!!!! C'MON YOU GOT TO RESPECT THE MAN!!! HE'S TRYINGG TO GET SOME PLAY!!!!
WHAT A DJ.

HEY, NOW IF THAT NOT TRUE LOVE........THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!!!

LATE CHULOS
 

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i couldnt ever marry someone i never saw face to face either.

how does your friend know they will even have that spark for each other?
 

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I know someone who's been married 4 times so far, in a similar manner as the OP mentioned.

It's his 4th marriage right now. I don't think it'll last much longer than the others.

He's around his mid-40s in terms of age, but he goes to a particular foreign country, and always comes back to America with a girl that is young enough to be his daughter (around 19-23). Funny thing is, his 3rd wife was actually younger than his real daughter!

Anyway, just like spider advised, these girls come with him back to the States, then after one or two years, break off because they only wanted the VISA and free pass into America.

To be honest though, it's not that bad, because he gets to bang some hot young girls...something that is rare for someone his age.

So...to the OP, if she does leave him, it's not that bad...that type of marriage is basically like making it "official" to fcuk a foreign girl...then if it doesn't work out, go back and find another one. Rinse and repeat...lol...actually, if I'm not married by 40, I'm pretty sure I'll be looking into that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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