I just picked up Kiera Knightley...

[Flabbergasped?]

I was in the UK for vacation, Lancaster area, visiting some family. They were filming scenes for some movie called Atonement or w/e, and lo and behold, Kiera Knightley is there. I'm like, "famous actress? billions of dollars off of Pirates? gogog?" Don't know why the bouncers didn't attack me, I guess she was on break (btw, she's not that hot without makeup on).

Me: You know, I have to buy shoes in sets of threes.
KK: What...
Me: One foot (I point at left foot), one foot (I point at right foot), and one foot (I point at wang).
KK: *bursts out laughing* that was the best pick-up line I've ever heard.
Me: What are you talking about?
KK: *is confused*
Me: *smiling* That was a statement of fact, not a pickup line.
KK: *smiles* It's probably 2 inches, eh?
Me: Funny, two is the numbers of minutes I can sit through one of your movies before walking out. Kindly pay me back $8.50 for Pride & Prejudice.
KK: We're in the UK you know.
Me: And you robbed me in America.
KK: *shocked* I don't set the prices!
Me: Well, buy me a lunch for $8.50 and we'll call it even.
KK: *laughs* alright, here's my cell, call me and we'll set it up. *KK exits*

The DJ juices freakin' flowed man...

 

[johnny789]

Damn, that was smooth.

 

[bingo_]

yeah i just picked up angelina jolie at beverly hills while she was shopping. i gotta call her back! talk later.

 

[Mr Spitfire]

**** you I had a chick that was in Scarface, and no she was not that old back then!!!

 

[Ace of Flames]

I got Eva Mendes's number. Yea. True story. No bull. Totally honest.

......>_>

 

[Cod3r]

I fvcked Britanny Spears... the baby is actually mine

shhhhhh


-Cod3r

 

[bingo_]

my ex gf looked like eva mendez. that is no lie. oh and it's britney!
the chick in scarface was michelle pfeiffer.

 

[Rebound Material]

alright, judging that this is true, DO KEEP US UPDATED "eh?"

 

[Fash]

You know...

I'm not surprised at all!

Do you know how rarely chicks like her get chatted up? Considering the world is made up of 95% of the male population being AFCs, not many guys have the guts to chat these gorgeous famous women up.

And the ones that do are usually very wealthy old men or other actors. So when a DJ works up the nerve to chat her up, neg her, be c+f with her, she is going to appreciate it and get intrigued.

Let us know how you get on mate. Hopefully the number is real.

Good luck!

p.s. please tell her to sort out those eye brows!!!!!!!!! they are way too thick!!!!! :trouble:

 

[KoalaKing]

You must be, Rupert, the famous actor who she is soon to marry. :crackup:

 

[bingo_]

pfft, if i saw an actress i liked i'd go right up to her and ask for an autograph. then i'd ask how it feels when about 50 ppl are filming her having sex.

 

[blinkwatt]

Flabbergasped? don't mind the others' post. I will give you some advice on on dating a famous person. DON'T POST ABOUT IT,DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT. Most people will not beleive you and they will be jealous. Congrats on a job well done! You treated her just as if she was anyone else,just how you are supposed to do it. Best of luck!

 

[squirrels]

Shoulda just whipped it out after that line. I'm sure she was so turned on she would've gone right down on you. And hell, Johnny Depp probably would've joined her.

 

[amadoodisforrealz]

i just picked my nose

 

[mixmasterbert]

the lines are good

 

[ValleyDJing]

please tell her to sort out those eye brows!!!!!!!!! they are way too thick!!!!! :trouble:

:crackup: thats what i've been saying for months. My brother said "ahh, kiara knightly is so hot! I was like huh?! The girl is anorexic and has got the whole groucho marx thing going on man! haha!

BTW...the story is bulls.hit. but the lines were pretty funny.