"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I just overcame Oneitis in two easy steps.

Target_100

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1. Took a wank.
2. Watched a TV-show about a person that have really really bad diseases.


Strangely this worked wonders.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Target_100

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FYI the Oneitis is coming back now after a few hours...

At least it could help take the edge of it.
 

sexysuave

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ahahahahaha, you thought it was permanently gone after you jerked off? buahahahah that's hillarious!!!! :crackup:
 

movistar

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Yeah, Ive been there a good wank will get you through a few hours maybe even the whole night, but as soon as you are slightly horny again, you're going to be thinking about her.
 

Alle_Gory

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Oh my.

This is something else. Did you actually expect that to work?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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loveshogun

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Try again, bud. Go for the high score!
 
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