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Master Don Juan
by the ref's in the auburn arky game. holy **** popcorn batman. why even play the game
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
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She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
boo-hoo. Cue the violin song. Both those calls were close, and there was no camera evidence to overturn the call on the field. Blame the camera guys if you want, but the game wasn't close anyway. The refs were not the ones making the Arkansas QB throw interceptions and the defense miss tackles against Cam Newton all afternoon. Maybe if Arkansas' starting quarterback had not been knocked out of the game early on, then it would have been closer. The second-string qb still played very well overall. But the refs were by no means the deciding factor in that game.
fwiw, I think that there is no way in hell that Auburn can win a championship with a defense that is so horrible.
fwiw, I think that there is no way in hell that Auburn can win a championship with a defense that is so horrible.
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Master Don Juan
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-1.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-2.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-3.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-4.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd201/diehard4dawgs/IMG00396-20101016-1655.jpg (remember the call on the first **** over, was that the ruling on the field was a touchdown.. um.no it wasn't, it was a turnover, first down arknasas, they ****ed that up to)
you miss the point with the first **** up. the officla on the field, threw out the beanie, signled first down arkansas. no one on the field said it was a touchdown. yet, the head offical comes over, and then just says, the ruling on the field was a touchdown, so now, instead of trying to turn over to arknasas, you would have had them trying to pove he scored. we really got hosed on that one
oh and bull**** on the no clear angle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA1jY4iky60&feature=player_embedded
if that is not as clear as day, i dont' know what is
sec wanted two undefeated teams going at it next week, and their only shot at an undefeated, bcs team. that's what it all came down to.
Arkansas took it up the ass for the SEC.
and you say the game wasn't close, yet we were up 43 to 37 with 14 mintues left in the 4th quarter. while the final score wasn't close, yes, 3 touchdowns came in 4 mintues, AFTER the 2nd **** up, and at that point, the team just had thrown in the towel and was forcing ****. that was the backup qb's first significant playing time, EVER, so after that he got pissy and **** hit the fan. we had just converted a first down, and were down 1 point and that **** up fumble call happened. you can't say the game wasn't close, **** it was on it's way to being an espn instant classic type game.
i did laugh my ass off at this though
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8579/2010october161726597196.jpg
i will say, that probably 1 or 2 schools in the country can have their backup come in cold and tourch like petrino did yesterday. he is an *******, but the man can coach his ass off. did not change the offense in the least bit for wilson.
i didn't even bring up the fact that the guy who tackled mallett and gave him a concussion, horse collared him right in front of the official and nothing was done.
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-2.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-3.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-4.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd201/diehard4dawgs/IMG00396-20101016-1655.jpg (remember the call on the first **** over, was that the ruling on the field was a touchdown.. um.no it wasn't, it was a turnover, first down arknasas, they ****ed that up to)
you miss the point with the first **** up. the officla on the field, threw out the beanie, signled first down arkansas. no one on the field said it was a touchdown. yet, the head offical comes over, and then just says, the ruling on the field was a touchdown, so now, instead of trying to turn over to arknasas, you would have had them trying to pove he scored. we really got hosed on that one
oh and bull**** on the no clear angle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA1jY4iky60&feature=player_embedded
if that is not as clear as day, i dont' know what is
sec wanted two undefeated teams going at it next week, and their only shot at an undefeated, bcs team. that's what it all came down to.
Arkansas took it up the ass for the SEC.
and you say the game wasn't close, yet we were up 43 to 37 with 14 mintues left in the 4th quarter. while the final score wasn't close, yes, 3 touchdowns came in 4 mintues, AFTER the 2nd **** up, and at that point, the team just had thrown in the towel and was forcing ****. that was the backup qb's first significant playing time, EVER, so after that he got pissy and **** hit the fan. we had just converted a first down, and were down 1 point and that **** up fumble call happened. you can't say the game wasn't close, **** it was on it's way to being an espn instant classic type game.
i did laugh my ass off at this though
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8579/2010october161726597196.jpg
i will say, that probably 1 or 2 schools in the country can have their backup come in cold and tourch like petrino did yesterday. he is an *******, but the man can coach his ass off. did not change the offense in the least bit for wilson.
i didn't even bring up the fact that the guy who tackled mallett and gave him a concussion, horse collared him right in front of the official and nothing was done.
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