"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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by the ref's in the auburn arky game. holy **** popcorn batman. why even play the game
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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boo-hoo. Cue the violin song. Both those calls were close, and there was no camera evidence to overturn the call on the field. Blame the camera guys if you want, but the game wasn't close anyway. The refs were not the ones making the Arkansas QB throw interceptions and the defense miss tackles against Cam Newton all afternoon. Maybe if Arkansas' starting quarterback had not been knocked out of the game early on, then it would have been closer. The second-string qb still played very well overall. But the refs were by no means the deciding factor in that game.

fwiw, I think that there is no way in hell that Auburn can win a championship with a defense that is so horrible.
 

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LOL. My roommate is die hard auburn fan, I Roll with the Tide. I been telling him all weekend they got lucky on crap calls.
 

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I can't wait for the Iron Bowl
 

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http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-1.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-2.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-3.jpg
http://woopig.net/images/20101016-auburn-bad-call-4.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd201/diehard4dawgs/IMG00396-20101016-1655.jpg (remember the call on the first **** over, was that the ruling on the field was a touchdown.. um.no it wasn't, it was a turnover, first down arknasas, they ****ed that up to)

you miss the point with the first **** up. the officla on the field, threw out the beanie, signled first down arkansas. no one on the field said it was a touchdown. yet, the head offical comes over, and then just says, the ruling on the field was a touchdown, so now, instead of trying to turn over to arknasas, you would have had them trying to pove he scored. we really got hosed on that one

oh and bull**** on the no clear angle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA1jY4iky60&feature=player_embedded

if that is not as clear as day, i dont' know what is

sec wanted two undefeated teams going at it next week, and their only shot at an undefeated, bcs team. that's what it all came down to.

Arkansas took it up the ass for the SEC.


and you say the game wasn't close, yet we were up 43 to 37 with 14 mintues left in the 4th quarter. while the final score wasn't close, yes, 3 touchdowns came in 4 mintues, AFTER the 2nd **** up, and at that point, the team just had thrown in the towel and was forcing ****. that was the backup qb's first significant playing time, EVER, so after that he got pissy and **** hit the fan. we had just converted a first down, and were down 1 point and that **** up fumble call happened. you can't say the game wasn't close, **** it was on it's way to being an espn instant classic type game.


i did laugh my ass off at this though

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8579/2010october161726597196.jpg


i will say, that probably 1 or 2 schools in the country can have their backup come in cold and tourch like petrino did yesterday. he is an *******, but the man can coach his ass off. did not change the offense in the least bit for wilson.


i didn't even bring up the fact that the guy who tackled mallett and gave him a concussion, horse collared him right in front of the official and nothing was done.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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