"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I just got robbed :(

TheNewGuy

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Lost $35 worth of mary. The dude has been acting like my friend for the past year too :(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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aBAzLLnA

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What happened? If he's in someone's area, maybe we can arrange a meeting, if you know what I mean...
 

TheNewGuy

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aBAzLLnA said:
What happened? If he's in someone's area, maybe we can arrange a meeting, if you know what I mean...
Ahh no I can definetly get people I know to mess him up. He's a pretty big guy himself tho, with big friends, so I'm more scared of him retaliating against me.
 

penkitten

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of mary?
are you trying to say that a so - called friend stole your illegal drugs?

and are you making a police report ? hehe
 

oakraiderz2

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TheNewGuy said:
Ahh no I can definetly get people I know to mess him up. He's a pretty big guy himself tho, with big friends, so I'm more scared of him retaliating against me.
Its 35$ worth...LET IT GO!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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undesputable

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haha lets get this son of a *****
 

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i just realized that i was using a white lighter that night. the superstition is true.

THROW OUT YOUR WHITE LIGHTERS
 

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TheNewGuy said:
i just realized that i was using a white lighter that night. the superstition is true.

THROW OUT YOUR WHITE LIGHTERS
That superstition must not have made it to my neck of the woods.
 

-=Ice-T=-

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white lighters are supposedly bad luck

however, i carry one with me all the time, since i like to live life on the edge...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KarmaSutra

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Luke!! said:
Or turn into robert deniro from taxi driver. Go get a .44 Magnum and "Clean The Streets Of Scum"
If you're going to quote from one of the greatest screenwriters ever to hold a pencil please get the quote correct.

It's: "Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."
 
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Give him some "free stuff". But make sure its laced with crap so he has a bad trip. I hear windex works "good". But try others.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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