"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i just cant get the kiss... ?

tadhgire

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i swear to god im gonna kill this chick haha.. she drives me crazy :O
i touch her hand,even the tiniest bit and she grabs it so that we're holding hands with linked fingers and holds tight etc.. if we are holding each other and i start to look at her lips nd eyes, she stays put until the VERY LAST second where our lips will actually touch...gah.. tonight we were hangin out, went to a bar down the street where there were a few other guys we know, one of them her ex-bf, and shes payin attention to me the whole time.... guys i have no idea wtf is goin on, im with 2 other chicks atm but all i care about is this one cos i cant have her :|..... ***** gives me every fckin sign but as soon as i try she moves.... headcase
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol guys i tried every type of passionate 'i want u now' kisses lol... ive dissapeared for a while and she would start contactin me again.... this morning im sober so was able to think of my next plan! : any time she goes to hold my hand, lean on me, hug me or anything il just say 'what are u doin? and pull away :D ... hopefully this will get her mad enough so that she starts tryin to get close enough for a kiss(not that shes goin to give me one, but wants me to try), where i will still resist and ask her what shes doing... by this stage she should be pulling her hair out and hopefully actaully wanting a kiss now, but it being on my terms, i decide when :p


in the words of rage against the machine, its time to take the power back :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tadhgire said:
lol guys i tried every type of passionate 'i want u now' kisses lol... ive dissapeared for a while and she would start contactin me again.... this morning im sober so was able to think of my next plan! : any time she goes to hold my hand, lean on me, hug me or anything il just say 'what are u doin? and pull away :D ... hopefully this will get her mad enough so that she starts tryin to get close enough for a kiss(not that shes goin to give me one, but wants me to try), where i will still resist and ask her what shes doing... by this stage she should be pulling her hair out and hopefully actaully wanting a kiss now, but it being on my terms, i decide when :p


in the words of rage against the machine, its time to take the power back :D
LOL, or instead of trying to wreak juvenile revenge, and get jealousy she will never ever show (women are the masters of emotional games, dude!), WHY DON'T YOU JUST KISS HER!!! Grab her head, kiss her!
 
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